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mossrose

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09-11-2015, 07:08 PM

of the dryer lint, so

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rogue06

Evolution is God's I.D.

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09-11-2015, 07:10 PM

she cleaned out her bellybutton

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mossrose

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#18

09-11-2015, 07:20 PM

And ate a French fry.

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rogue06

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#19

09-11-2015, 07:29 PM

because she had no bacon

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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mossrose

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#20

09-11-2015, 07:31 PM

Meanwhile, Captain Airy said to

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Cow Poke

See, the Thing is...

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#21

09-11-2015, 07:55 PM

the parrot on his shoulder

The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

Prov 18:17 CSB
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mossrose

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#22

09-11-2015, 08:23 PM

"Where are me leg, boyo?"

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#23

09-11-2015, 08:36 PM

Just then. the Rubbles came

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Evolution is God's I.D.

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#24

09-11-2015, 08:46 PM

with Bam-Bam carrying his parents

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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#25

09-11-2015, 08:54 PM

all the way to the

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09-11-2015, 11:03 PM

...car wash. After a shower...

~ Russell ("MelMak")

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09-11-2015, 11:08 PM

they rode home on Dino

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#28

09-11-2015, 11:09 PM

Leaving Fred the dark knight

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09-11-2015, 11:24 PM

to fight crime with Dynomutt

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rogue06

Evolution is God's I.D.

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#30

09-11-2015, 11:34 PM

who had abandoned Blue Falcon

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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