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rogue06

Evolution is God's I.D.

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#196

09-21-2015, 09:29 AM

the Meloi Khryseoi as they

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mossrose

Oops........

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#197

09-21-2015, 09:37 AM

fell off the tree and

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#198

09-21-2015, 09:46 AM

hit Newton on the head

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#199

09-21-2015, 10:08 AM

causing Leibniz to laugh and

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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#200

09-21-2015, 10:14 AM

pontificate the philosophy that

The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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#201

09-21-2015, 10:17 AM

Newton was a big poopiehead

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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#202

09-21-2015, 10:22 AM

and golden sheep and/or apples

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#203

09-21-2015, 10:30 AM

aren't exactly a good diet

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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#204

09-21-2015, 11:14 AM

as detoxicating is painful. Meanwhile,...

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#205

09-21-2015, 11:16 AM

the dark and stormy knight

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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#206

09-21-2015, 11:21 AM

...carried a candle to his...

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#207

09-21-2015, 11:40 AM

his peddle powered speedboat so

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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#208

09-21-2015, 11:44 AM

...quickly the candle went out.

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#209

09-21-2015, 11:53 AM

so he lit a blowtorch

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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#210

09-21-2015, 12:03 PM

and scared his noble Friesen

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