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The Politically Incorrect Blonde Joke Thread

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  • The Politically Incorrect Blonde Joke Thread

    A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

    The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
    Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

    The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

    The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."


  • #2
    Blonde jokes. Obviously you're a Scandinavian-phobe.

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      I did NOT put him up to this, Mossy!
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since youíve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?Ē

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      • #4


        Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Blonde Rogue
          Obviously you're a Scandinavian-phobe.
          obviously.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post
            Don't worry Mossy. Gray hair isn't the same thing as blonde.

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            • #7


              Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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              • #8
                Besides Mossy, I always thought of you more as a redhead, with your temper and all.

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                • #9


                  No.


                  Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                  • #10














                    How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
                    There's white-out on the screen.

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                    • #11
                      Why can't blondes dial 911?



                      They can't find the eleven

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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