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In the Rec Room we share jokes, interesting stories, and speculate about trout's manties. Serve up some Spam in many different flavors and sizes, and just take some time off from study and have fun.

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  • Where is Karl Marx buried?

    In a Communist plot.
    "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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    • I ordered Door Dash for dinner. Got some German food. The sauerkraut showed up fine, but the wurst is yet to come....
      That's what
      - She

      Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
      - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

      I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
      Stephen R. Donaldson

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      • In John's gospel, when the two disciples rush to the empty tomb they find Jesus' face covering neatly folded where his head had been. There's an important message here: Jesus always tidied his room.

        (Pass it on to your teenage children and grandchildren.)

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