Announcement

Collapse

Rec Room Guidelines

In the Rec Room we share jokes, interesting stories, and speculate about trout's manties. Serve up some Spam in many different flavors and sizes, and just take some time off from study and have fun.

If you need to refresh yourself on the decorm, now would be a good time. Forum Rules: here
See more
See less

Bible Stories reported with 21st century Technology

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Bible Stories reported with 21st century Technology

    Basically write what a Bible Story would be like if written by a witness at the scene using 21st century technology. (e.g. a member of the crowd at the feeding of the 5,000 goes home and writes on his blog "Guess what guys! We were listening to this guy named Jesus. He's from Nazareth and does miracles. Well, it was getting close to dinner time and everyone was starting to get hungry, but we were a good ways from the villages, so we couldn't just get some food. Well apparently the guys that follow Jesus, 12 of them I think it was, found a bit of food, 5 loaves of bread and two fish. Some how, he fed the whole crowd with it. My belly was full! And there was even 12 baskets of leftovers! Wow! I plan on finding him tomorrow to see if I can get more free food!") I got this idea from http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...0369#post70369
    Have fun with anachronisms!
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

  • #2
    Originally posted by Truthseeker
    21st century morals. O Tempora, O mores! (Cicero).
    That made zero sense. Either play or leave, please.

    servant from wedding at Cana: twitter,"water turned 2 rlly gr8t wine at wedding #Cana"
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

    Comment


    • #3
      Well, why not just repeat what modern day people are already saying about Jesus...

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
        Well, why not just repeat what modern day people are already saying about Jesus...

        But like you were really there! Can't see the pic on tweb. Aliens??? Really??? I've heard of certain fictional aliens being compared to Jesus, but Jesus isn't an alien!!!
        If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

        Comment


        • #5

          No one wanted to play...
          If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

          Comment


          • #6


            Let's see...

            Simon Peter/fisherofmen: You guys won't believe what happened! So, me and the other guys were on a boat on the Sea of Galilee when this horrible storm came up! We all thought we were gonna drown! 'Cept Jesus, he woulda slept through the whole thing if we hadn't woke him up. And he didn't seem to think the storm was a big deal at all! He just told the storm to stop, and everything went still! Like, who is this guy? He can boss around the wind and waves and they obey! And he told us we were being a bunch of scaredy cats. Okay, he actually said something about us not trusting him enough. That's a bit confusing.
            If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post


              Let's see...

              Simon Peter/fisherofmen: You guys won't believe what happened! So, me and the other guys were on a boat on the Sea of Galilee when this horrible storm came up! We all thought we were gonna drown! 'Cept Jesus, he woulda slept through the whole thing if we hadn't woke him up. And he didn't seem to think the storm was a big deal at all! He just told the storm to stop, and everything went still! Like, who is this guy? He can boss around the wind and waves and they obey! And he told us we were being a bunch of scaredy cats. Okay, he actually said something about us not trusting him enough. That's a bit confusing.
              #TrustInHim

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

              Comment

              Related Threads

              Collapse

              Topics Statistics Last Post
              Started by Christianbookworm, 07-30-2020, 09:33 PM
              6 responses
              585 views
              0 likes
              Last Post Rushing Jaws  
              Started by The Melody Maker, 09-10-2015, 10:28 PM
              3,696 responses
              375,498 views
              0 likes
              Last Post rogue06
              by rogue06
               
              Started by Christianbookworm, 01-26-2014, 04:16 PM
              151 responses
              48,499 views
              0 likes
              Last Post Christianbookworm  
              Working...
              X