Ah, that explains why Rogue can't get his Ninja Squirrel Breeding Program off the ground - you keep eating the breeders...
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostI can fix this! Just pm me a shipping address!
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostAh, that explains why Rogue can't get his Ninja Squirrel Breeding Program off the ground - you keep eating the breeders...
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostI do not breed squirrels for the NSA. They come from all over the world hoping to make it as a member of the team."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostOf course you don't - the pregnant ones are slow enough for Sparky to eat.
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The truth about cats and squirrels:
Normal:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0vtp4em479...thCA85WKRC.jpg
Where Ninja Squirrels Really Come From:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/1s0j7zspj6...-squirrel2.jpg"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Last edited by rogue06; 03-18-2014, 03:30 PM.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostNormal squirrels don't fair well against cats. That's why the NSA is made up of the best of the best. Here is Sqeakers when he was still in the NSA (before he went Hollywood and started his TV career) whipping Teal's toughest cat as filmed by her neighbors
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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That's Socks - and as I recall it cost you two dozen gross of Friskies Salmon and Chicken Shreds to get him to pretend to lose in that video.
Mrs. Collins is still mad about him storing it in her basement - but he's her cat so...."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostThat's Socks - and as I recall it cost you two dozen gross of Friskies Salmon and Chicken Shreds to get him to pretend to lose in that video.
Mrs. Collins is still mad about him storing it in her basement - but he's her cat so....
I still don't know what I'm going to do with nearly a half pound of cat whiskers that they kept presenting me as evidence of their prowess but the videos they took when they would do it have been converted to a DVD.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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That was Mrs. Collins' niece Janice - who fooled you yet again, I see. And those aren't cat whiskers - have you been pulling out Thirsty's whiskers again?!?!?!
Oh, and you can send a few extra squirrels next time - Raph posted a lovely possum pie recipe and squirrel should substitute nicely..."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Originally posted by Teallaura View PostThat was Mrs. Collins' niece Janice - who fooled you yet again, I see. And those aren't cat whiskers - have you been pulling out Thirsty's whiskers again?!?!?!
Oh, and you can send a few extra squirrels next time - Raph posted a lovely possum pie recipe and squirrel should substitute nicely...
Just be glad that I got Master Po to absolutely prohibit such extracurricular activities even after he found out they were your cats. Now they go out and beat up bears.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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You really need to get new glasses - those were possums and one of Mrs. Collins' Uncle's Cousin's kittens - Mrs. Collins is still not amused. And the only one of us ever on a phone crying was you the last time I had to ship back what was left your rocket powered gyroscopic bacon retrieval contraption - as I recall you weren't upset that it crashed but that it crashed and burned to ashes with Sparky's bacon stash still in it...
And you still owe me $.96 in postage..."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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