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What superpowers would you like to have?

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  • #46
    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
    You wish, Hamhock Boy...
    You always say the sweetest things flirt.gif

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #47
      Originally posted by robrecht View Post
      And yet you seem to prefer crispy bacon, which does not acknowledge the porcine hierarchies.
      All bacon has porcine heritage. No need to acknowledge - goes without saying.
      Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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      • #48
        Would you want the power to create endless supplies of bacon?
        If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
          All bacon has porcine heritage. No need to acknowledge - goes without saying.
          No, not heritage, hierarchies. The point is that squiggly bacon is better than crispy bacon.
          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.
          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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          • #50
            Originally posted by robrecht View Post
            No, not heritage, hierarchies. The point is that squiggly bacon is better than crispy bacon.
            Such shallow thinking. Crispy bacon can be squiggly and squiggly bacon can be crispy. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean by squiggly.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #51
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              Such shallow thinking. Crispy bacon can be squiggly and squiggly bacon can be crispy. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean by squiggly.
              Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?
              Last edited by robrecht; 03-17-2014, 08:13 AM.
              βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
              ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.
              אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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              • #52
                I think I would like SUPER Intelligence. IQ of you know....1000 or so. If you're smart enough, you can build all sorts of things to give you more "super" powers...
                "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

                "... there are two parties in Washington, the stupid party and the evil party, who occasionally get together and do something both stupid and evil, and this is called bipartisanship." - Everett Dirksen

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                  Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?
                  The correct term for squiggly bacon is "heresy".

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Chrawnus View Post
                    The correct term for squiggly bacon is "heresy".
                    I've been called worse.
                    βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                    ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.
                    אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                      Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?
                      Ah you mean limp, undercooked bacon. Why didn't you say so?

                      No. Crispy bacon is where it's at.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #56
                        I've decided. If I could have any superpower, it would be perfect control over my sleep cycle.
                        Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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                        • #57
                          I filmed myself at work today. Enjoy.


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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            Ah you mean limp, undercooked bacon. Why didn't you say so?

                            No. Crispy bacon is where it's at.
                            Only real men (and strong women) can eat raw bacon.
                            βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                            ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.
                            אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                              Only real men (and strong women) can eat raw bacon.
                              It's not an issue of whether you can or not. It's an issue of whether or not you're dumb enough to choose raw undercooked bacon when there's crispy bacon available.


































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                              • #60
                                I've been called worse.
                                βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                                ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.
                                אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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