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  • Bacon to disappear in California

    Let's hope this is another case of fake news.

    https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle...2c16410f32c4b1
    When I Survey....

  • #2
    Californians don't deserve bacon - send it all to my house.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Faber View Post
      Let's hope this is another case of fake news.

      https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle...2c16410f32c4b1
      On the advice of my attorney, I hereby declare that I neither affirm nor deny any involvement with any and all alleged bacon "shortages" not just now but in the future.

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        On the advice of my attorney, I hereby declare that I neither affirm nor deny any involvement with any and all alleged bacon "shortages" not just now but in the future.
        It's just suspicious that you're on the opposite side of the country.
        When I Survey....

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Faber View Post

          It's just suspicious that you're on the opposite side of the country.
          inspecting new bacon vaults as they got filled up.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Bacon disappearing? That's generally what tends to happen to it when one eats it. At the moment I'm making some cookies disappear.
            ~ Russell ("MelMak")

            "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

            Fight_spam!

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            • #7
              Not to worry - there's plenty of bacon flavoured tofu.
              sigpic1 Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω

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              • #8
                Originally posted by tabibito View Post
                Not to worry - there's plenty of bacon flavoured tofu.
                Thank you Marie Antoinette.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  This is good new. It means more bacon for those of us who don't live in California.

                  It might cause a mass migration out of California though, as people move to get their bacon. But luckily most of the liberals are all vegans anyway so the only people leaving California will be conservatives.

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