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Oscar Mayer offering free shoelaces that smell like bacon

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  • Oscar Mayer offering free shoelaces that smell like bacon

    For Sparko and rogue06 especially. Presented without comment.

    https://myfox8.com/news/oscar-mayer-...ll-like-bacon/

    “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

    -Ghandi (Disputed)

  • #2
    This sounds like some devious plot concocted to attract animals to you and if that is a pet who's owner is a wimmenfolk... flirt.gif

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    • #3
      I generally don't keep my nose anywhere near my feet, so...
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since youíve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?Ē

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        I generally don't keep my nose anywhere near my feet, so...
        You don't recall any times when you might have stuck your foot in your mouth, so to speak?

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          I generally don't keep my nose anywhere near my feet, so...
          I'd feel sorry for a dog owner that had shoelaces that smelled like bacon.
          “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

          -Ghandi (Disputed)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
            You don't recall any times when you might have stuck your foot in your mouth, so to speak?
            Only when I was younger, I'm nowhere near that bendy anymore.
            "Neighbor, how long has it been since youíve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?Ē

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            • #7
              Who wants to eat shoelaces? Now if they were actually made out of bacon!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                Who wants to eat shoelaces? Now if they were actually made out of bacon!
                They'd never even get close to being laced into a shoe.

                Kinda like the covid masks I make from bacon. I never even make it as far as the car.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Sounds like a recipe for disaster if a dog thinks it's food and eats it.
                  If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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