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  • #46
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    1) You're on Tweb
    X) You think you're a Pirate
    IV) You're an OWNER of Tweb
    7.5) Booyah!
    fify
    ~Formerly known as Chrawnus~

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      1) You're on Tweb
      5) You think you're a Pirate
      7.5) You're an OWNER of Tweb

      Booyah!
      A. You claim you are color blind yet the color yellow makes you sad
      II. You say you have missing fingers yet you can still pick your nose
      3. You say you smell colors, but can't see the difference in them.
      12B. You poke cows to let the gas out, and don't complain about THAT smell.
      44. You cain't spell.

      You sir, are a hypno-condor act.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
        A. You claim you are color blind yet the color yellow makes you sad
        It smells yellow

        II. You say you have missing fingers yet you can still pick your nose
        That's what thumbs are for, and I have at least one.

        3. You say you smell colors, but can't see the difference in them.
        I smell smells. My wife thinks it's color related.

        12B. You poke cows to let the gas out, and don't complain about THAT smell.
        I never complain about the smell of money!

        44. You cain't spell.
        Even a blind hog has a clock that's right twice a day.

        You sir, are a hypno-condor act.
        Don't call me sir - I work for a living!
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Chrawnus View Post
          fify
          Thank you, Ma'am.
          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
            It smells yellow



            That's what thumbs are for, and I have at least one.



            I smell smells. My wife thinks it's color related.



            I never complain about the smell of money!



            Even a blind hog has a clock that's right twice a day.



            Don't call me sir - I work for a living!
            Here is the clincher! You are friends with a nut who thinks he is a pirate!

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              Here is the clincher! You are friends with a nut who thinks he is a pirate!
              In that case, I unfriend you, so there!

              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                In that case, I unfriend you, so there!

                Even worse! Now you are unfriending an imaginary pirate!

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                • #53
                  When's the show start?
                  "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                  "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                  • #54
                    I think I smell a rat.
                    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                    • #55
                      <sniffs> No, Rogue hasn't gotten here yet...
                      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                      "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                      My Personal Blog

                      My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                        <sniffs> No, Rogue hasn't gotten here yet...
                        Which means you must not be within 250 miles downwind of him.
                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #57
                          Hey! I bathed last month. And I didn't even really need to.

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            Hey! I bathed last month. And I didn't even really need to.
                            Mention something bad and it happens.
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              Mention something bad and it happens.
                              Yellow.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #60
                                I closed my eyes and didn't see that.
                                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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