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  • #31
    Same farmer goes to the grocery store, comes home to tell his wife how HUGE this store is. He tells her the store is so big they even have a manager of green beans. She accuses him of making it up, and he insists, "no, I actually met him!"

    They argue, he keeps insisting it's true, so she looks on the receipt and finds the phone number for the store. She calls the store, and asks to speak to the manager of green beans. They receptionist asks, "which one - fresh, frozen or canned?"
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      Same farmer goes to the grocery store, comes home to tell his wife how HUGE this store is. He tells her the store is so big they even have a manager of green beans. She accuses him of making it up, and he insists, "no, I actually met him!"

      They argue, he keeps insisting it's true, so she looks on the receipt and finds the phone number for the store. She calls the store, and asks to speak to the manager of green beans. They receptionist asks, "which one - fresh, frozen or canned?"


      A hitman was hired to kill three people. He caught up to them all in the grocery store. He wasn't paid enough to use a gun, so he ended up strangling his victims.

      Headlines the next day read, "Artie chokes 3 for a dollar at local supermarket!"


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      • #33
        Originally posted by mossrose View Post


        A hitman was hired to kill three people. He caught up to them all in the grocery store. He wasn't paid enough to use a gun, so he ended up strangling his victims.

        Headlines the next day read, "Artie chokes 3 for a dollar at local supermarket!"
        So, we've gone from smelling colors to singing songs to telling jokes.
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          So, we've gone from smelling colors to singing songs to telling jokes.
          Perfectly normal!



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          • #35
            I smell tired.

            Gonna hit the rack.

            nite!
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #36
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                Yeah - but that's OK - I don't know much more about that yet.

                Are you into the "Modern Hymn Movement" hymns? Some of them are downright inspiring.
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                I just remembered that.

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                • #38
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                  • #39
                    It seems you would have to see the color in order for the cross-connection to your smellivision to work on various colors. If blue and brown look the same to you, then they would smell the same to you.


                    Maybe you have a Brain Rumor?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                      It seems you would have to see the color in order for the cross-connection to your smellivision to work on various colors. If blue and brown look the same to you, then they would smell the same to you.
                      Which is precisely why this is so difficult to grasp.

                      Maybe you have a Brain Rumor?
                      That would require the belief that I have a brain.
                      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                        Which is precisely why this is so difficult to grasp.



                        That would require the belief that I have a brain.
                        Didn't this guy take it?

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                          Which is precisely why this is so difficult to grasp.



                          That would require the belief that I have a brain.


                          Maybe you really are not color blind! Just a hypochondriac! Maybe you even really have 10 fingers!

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Sparko View Post


                            Maybe you really are not color blind! Just a hypochondriac! Maybe you even really have 10 fingers!
                            I can give you 7 1/2 reasons why you're a nut.
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              I can give you 7 1/2 reasons why you're a nut.
                              OK, go for it.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                                OK, go for it.
                                1) You're on Tweb
                                5) You think you're a Pirate
                                7.5) You're an OWNER of Tweb

                                Booyah!
                                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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