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  • Bad Knees and Fried Chicken

    My wife had to have her knees replace several years ago. My knees are just fine.

    I love fried chicken - she hates it.

    Don, a good friend of ours, also hates fried chicken, and just had to have his knees replaced even though he's only 74 years old.

    It's settled science!

    Eating fried chicken prevents having to have your knees replaced!
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

  • #2
    Yup

    Ever seen a chicken with bad kneez?


    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Yup

      Ever seen a chicken with bad kneez?

      Brilliant! I shall add that to my empirical evidence.

      Got any graphs and charts?
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        Yup

        Ever seen a chicken with bad kneez?

        No, but I have seen one without a head.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          Brilliant! I shall add that to my empirical evidence.

          Got any graphs and charts?
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          And the pie chart to end all pie charts

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          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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            That splains it -- it don't get no empiricaller than that!
            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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            • #7
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              That's what
              - She

              Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
              - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

              I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
              Stephen R. Donaldson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
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                The case is becoming clearer and clearerer.
                "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  The case is becoming clearer and clearerer.
                  Time to clinchify it

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                  Let's see the nay-sayers ague with that

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    Time to clinchify it

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                    Let's see the nay-sayers ague with that
                    OK, let's not overdo it!

                    I have applied for my GigaZillion Dollar Federal Grant to study this --- we don't want the science to be TOO settled or I don't get no research money.
                    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      My wife had to have her knees replace several years ago. My knees are just fine.

                      I love fried chicken - she hates it.

                      Don, a good friend of ours, also hates fried chicken, and just had to have his knees replaced even though he's only 74 years old.

                      It's settled science!

                      Eating fried chicken prevents having to have your knees replaced!
                      Hey, I love fried chicken and I had mine replaced about 5 or 6 years ago. I still love fried chicken.
                      Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                        Hey, I love fried chicken and I had mine replaced about 5 or 6 years ago. I still love fried chicken.
                        You would be classified as an outlier, Jed. Not an out LIAR, but anomaly... an exception. Maybe you didn't eat enough chicken legs. Maybe you're a wing man. Did you eat more wings than legs? Have you had your elbows replaced?
                        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                          Hey, I love fried chicken and I had mine replaced about 5 or 6 years ago. I still love fried chicken.
                          Either your chickens are huge, or you're a very slow eater, if you only need to replace your fried chickens every 5 or 6 years or so.
                          ~Formerly known as Chrawnus~

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            You would be classified as an outlier, Jed. Not an out LIAR, but anomaly... an exception. Maybe you didn't eat enough chicken legs. Maybe you're a wing man. Did you eat more wings than legs? Have you had your elbows replaced?
                            As they say, there is an exception to every rule.

                            Of course that means that there is an exception to that rule so does that mean that there isn't an exception to every rule then?

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              As they say, there is an exception to every rule.

                              Of course that means that there is an exception to that rule so does that mean that there isn't an exception to every rule then?
                              No, because the rule that there's an exception to every rule is a rule of dum- I mean, rule of thumb that isn't meant to apply strictly to every case.

                              Alternatively you could argue that the exception rule is it's own exception.

                              INEXCEPTION -
                              Last edited by JonathanL; 05-27-2015, 09:32 AM.
                              ~Formerly known as Chrawnus~

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