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    I need some good ones for decorative signs I intend to paint (and sell). 'Hoof arted' is the only one coming to mind right now.

    Prefer humor for now but profundity is good, too.

    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot


    "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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    My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

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    Never drink downstream from the herd.
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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      Don't squat with your spurs on.
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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        Jesus could return at any moment - Eat Dessert First!
        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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          A man who starts with nothing learns to value everything
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          Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

          Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

          Explore the Cinematic Superverse

          A Hope That Burns

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            Don't let anybody steal your joy!
            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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              Always keep focused on what you're -squirrel!
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              Nakonec pravda vitezi (In the end the truth wins)

              Nobility Among Us and Beyond the Mist are now on sale worldwide, as is my first poetry collection, Selected Verse - Faith and Family and my second, Selected Verse - Heroes and Wonders

              Explore the Cinematic Superverse

              A Hope That Burns

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              • #8
                Cats suck.

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                  Thanks, CP and Ben

                  "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot


                  "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                  My Personal Blog

                  My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

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                  • #10


                    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post



                    Thanks, CP and Ben




                    You're welcome, TL
                    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                    • #11
                      A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
                      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                      • #12
                        Seven days without food makes one weak (week).
                        ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                        "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

                        Fight_spam!

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                          If it's worth doing, it's worth paying somebody else to do it.
                          "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                            Never trust a skinny cook.
                            "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                              Unattended children will be given a Mountain Dew and a puppy.
                              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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