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  • #16
    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
    and female warriors wearing armor, except all it does is push up their breasts.

    Oh wait, I actually do like those cliches.

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    • #17
      It was a dark and stormy night...
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

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      • #18
        Originally posted by teallaura View Post
        it was a dark and stormy night...
        bingo!!!!!!
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • #19
          It was a clear and sunny night...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            It was a clear and sunny night...
            Life at Jed's house!
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #21
              Reminds me of the old poem.
              One bright day in the middle of the night,
              two dead men got up to fight.

              They stood back to back and faced each other,
              pulled their knives and shot each other.

              If you don't believe this lie is true,
              ask the blind man. He saw it too.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                Reminds me of the old poem.
                One bright day in the middle of the night,
                two dead men got up to fight.

                They stood back to back and faced each other,
                pulled their knives and shot each other.

                If you don't believe this lie is true,
                ask the blind man. He saw it too.
                Is this about Mickiel?
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  Is this about Mickiel?
                  No this is...

                  Pete and Re-Pete were sitting in a boat.
                  Pete fell out and who was left?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    No this is...

                    Pete and Re-Pete were sitting in a boat.
                    Pete fell out and who was left?
                    One of the two dead men?
                    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      One of the two dead men?
                      You realize that if you answer Re-Pete he'll just repeat the same question.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        You realize that if you answer Re-Pete he'll just repeat the same question.
                        Just like Mickiel!!!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                          Life at Jed's house!
                          Coming soon at Jed's house.
                          Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                            Coming soon at Jed's house.
                            When IS midnight sun season?
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • #29
                              "Since the beginning of time..."



                              At least try to be a little more creative. I highly doubt that human beings were doing X action as soon as the Big Bang exploded.
                              "Concentrate on what you have to do. Fix your eyes on it. Remind yourself that your task is to be a good human being; remind yourself what nature demands of people. Then do it, without hesitation, and speak the truth as you see it. But with kindness. With humility. Without hypocrisy."
                              -Marcus Aurelius

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by T-Shirt Ninja View Post
                                "Since the beginning of time..."



                                At least try to be a little more creative. I highly doubt that human beings were doing X action as soon as the Big Bang exploded.
                                Some jerk was there heckling the thing - you know there has to be at least one heckler...
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