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  • I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • 0000000000drP.jpg
        Dr. Poo?

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • To enbiggenate imagification
          start by clickifying on it and
          00000000000lsq.jpg
          then clickifying on the
          resulting imagification

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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            Shine a red dot from a laser on the far wall.
            Problem solved
            If you want a real race, startle them all simultaneously.
            Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

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            • Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
              If you want a real race, startle them all simultaneously.
              Like standing behind them and making a loud noise. But that could send them in wildly different directions whereas the red dot will send them in the same direction.

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                Like standing behind them and making a loud noise. But that could send them in wildly different directions whereas the red dot will send them in the same direction.
                Not really. Cats tend to startle in whatever direction they happen to be facing at the time, only swerving (usually) to avoid obstacles. Startling them also guarantees that they'll all take off at once, unlike the red dot (which they'll have to think about first).
                Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

                Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                • Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                  Not really. Cats tend to startle in whatever direction they happen to be facing at the time, only swerving (usually) to avoid obstacles. Startling them also guarantees that they'll all take off at once, unlike the red dot (which they'll have to think about first).

                  uh-huh.





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                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • They're not likely to flee toward something that startles them. That's why you should use a non-visual effect to startle them.
                    Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

                    Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
                    sigpic
                    I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                    • Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                      They're not likely to flee toward something that startles them. That's why you should use a non-visual effect to startle them.
                      Looks like he took off immediately after being startled.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • To enbiggenate imagification
                        start by clickifying on it and
                        00000000000mt.jpg
                        then clickifying on the
                        resulting imagification



                        Or you could just remember the instructions from like 6 posts ago

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • 0000000000hmgp.jpg

                          To ebiggenate just read the instructions in the post immediately above this.

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              Looks like he took off immediately after being startled.
                              He was insufficiently startled. You've got to goose that flight reflex but good.
                              Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

                              Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
                              sigpic
                              I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                              • You guys are fussing about the best way to startle a cat.

                                Really.

                                No one can truly understand the tiger.


                                Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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