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    So, you don't know the difference between 'get out' and 'come in'?




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  • #2
    Really bored today, huh?

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    • #3
      This so reminds me of Eddie Murphy's Delirious joke on The Amityville Horror. I can't post it because of language, but here's a censored transcript,



      "In The Amityville Horror, the ghost told them to get out of the house. White people stayed in there. Now that's a hint and a half for your ***. A ghost say get the **** out, I would just tip the **** out the door!

      Lou Walker looked in the toilet bowl, there was blood in the toilet. And said, 'That's peculiar.'

      I would've been in the house saying: 'Oh baby, this is beautiful. We got a chandelier hanging up here, kids outside playing. It's a beautiful neighborhood. We ain't got nuthin' to worry about, I really love it, this is really nice.'

      [imitating loud whisper] 'GET OUT'

      'Too bad we can't stay, baby!'"
      Last edited by Adrift; 08-23-2019, 09:17 PM.

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      • #4
        This isn't about the Jordan Peele movie?
        "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
          Really bored today, huh?
          Pretty much.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
            This isn't about the Jordan Peele movie?
            The movie that presented such a weird and inaccurate view of "hypnotism" like what we saw in movies from the 40s and 50s?

            I'm always still in trouble again

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            • #7
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              • #8
                no way out.jpg


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                • #9
                  ~ Russell ("MelMak")

                  "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

                  Fight_spam!

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                  • #10
                    I am leaving! Harrumph!

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                    • #11
                      Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
                      "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        I am leaving! Harrumph!
                        You mean that was all it took?


                        I always figured it would take an exorcism or something like that

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          You mean that was all it took?


                          I always figured it would take an exorcism or something like that
                          No, that's when we are trying to get you out.


                          "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot


                          "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                            No, that's when we are trying to get you out.

                            And misunderstood you and thought I needed to be exercised. He kept trying to get me to go jogging with him.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              And misunderstood you and thought I needed to be exercised. He kept trying to get me to go jogging with him.
                              How hard can it be to keep up with a guy jogging in cowboy boots?

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                              "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                              My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

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