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  • DaVinci's Last Supper - fraud!!!

    We had a Messianic Seder at our Church. The Jewish man serving as our "Rabbi" was quite entertaining, and he enlightened us as to what a FRAUD DaVinci's Last Supper is!

    Bascially, it went like this....

    So, my wife and I got to visit Italy, and actually were permitted in the very room where DaVinci's Last Supper is on display.
    First thing I notice is the windows behind Jesus, and it's DAYLIGHT! So, it's not a supper, it's a LUNCH!
    Next thing I notice is the bread is puffy - not Matza, which is flat - it's ITALIAN bread, not Jewish Bread!!!
    Next thing I notice is what's the main course -- is FISH, not lamb!!! It's CATHOLIC meal, not Jewish!!!

    So, it should NOT be called "The Last Supper" - it should be called "The Last Italian Catholic Lunch!"


    I'm convinced.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    We had a Messianic Seder at our Church. The Jewish man serving as our "Rabbi" was quite entertaining, and he enlightened us as to what a FRAUD DaVinci's Last Supper is!

    Bascially, it went like this....

    So, my wife and I got to visit Italy, and actually were permitted in the very room where DaVinci's Last Supper is on display.
    First thing I notice is the windows behind Jesus, and it's DAYLIGHT! So, it's not a supper, it's a LUNCH!
    Next thing I notice is the bread is puffy - not Matza, which is flat - it's ITALIAN bread, not Jewish Bread!!!
    Next thing I notice is what's the main course -- is FISH, not lamb!!! It's CATHOLIC meal, not Jewish!!!

    So, it should NOT be called "The Last Supper" - it should be called "The Last Italian Catholic Lunch!"


    I'm convinced.
    Da Vinci had photoshop?

    Oh, wait. You mean it isn't a photograph? It's a painting?








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    • #3
      Also, they reclined, not sat on chairs.

      And it wasn't like television where everybody sits on one side so that they can face the camera.

      And men wore beards.

      As for daylight, the seder wasn't supposed to take place until after sunset.
      When I Survey....

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      • #4
        let's take a look. Here is a high res restoration:




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        • #5
          Originally posted by Faber View Post
          Also, they reclined, not sat on chairs.

          And it wasn't like television where everybody sits on one side so that they can face the camera.

          And men wore beards.

          As for daylight, the seder wasn't supposed to take place until after sunset.
          Mel Brook's History of the World Part I explained that

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Faber View Post
            As for daylight, the seder wasn't supposed to take place until after sunset.
            Which is why our "Rabbi" calls it a "lunch".
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #7
              I don't see any fish.

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              • #8
                On a less serious note, here's some interesting info about the actual painting...

                Including 10 facts you didn't know (6 of which I knew )
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  I don't see any fish.
                  It's either fish or eel.
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    let's take a look. Here is a high res restoration:



                    That sure looks like a woman at his right side.
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                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      That sure looks like a woman at his right side.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        That sure looks like a woman at his right side.
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                        Lots of speculation about that! I've seen it claimed that this was John, with whom Jesus had an improper relationship, or that it was Mary Magdalene, to whom he was married.
                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #13
                          And THIS guy looks like he just picked a booger!

                          boober.jpg
                          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                            I don't see any fish.
                            fish or eel.jpg

                            Definitely not lamb. And "puffy" rolls, not Matzo. And that "knife" looks more like a Sword, Dundee!
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              And THIS guy looks like he just picked a booger!

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                              It was this finger that he had me pull before letting loose with the most malodorous of emissions

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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