A Christian koan

[KingsGambit]

A few years ago, I read something on this site that's stuck with me: http://jonathanscorner.com/koans/ (the personal website of an Orthodox Christian who has some great stuff):

A novice said to a master, "I am humble."

The master said, "No, you are not humble."

Another novice said, "I am not humble."

The master said, "That's right; you are not humble."

[Cow Poke]

Wanna buy my book "Humility, and How I Mastered It"?

[robrecht]

I like this one:

A Catholic and a Protestant were having a debate about faith and works, versus faith which works. Someone looked on, and said, "Everything is subject to debate. There is no core of universal Christian faith."

A believer punched him between the eyes.

"What did you do that for?", he asked.

"My fist looked different to your two eyes. Therefore, I did not hit you."