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  • #76
    Originally posted by mossrose View Post

    Something or other about her leading a platoon of twerking transsexuals -- but they got delayed when they stopped at an Elementary School.

    And star getting sidetracked "aborting" infants.

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #77
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Something or other about her leading a platoon of twerking transsexuals -- but they got delayed when they stopped at an Elementary School.

      And star getting sidetracked "aborting" infants.


      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Sparko View Post


        Once upon a time, there was a Twebber named rogue06. He was known for his love of bacon, and always had a stash of it hidden away in his home.

        One day, a new Twebber named BaconLove came to the forum. She was immediately drawn to rogue06's posts about bacon, and they struck up a conversation about their shared love for the delicious meat.

        As they talked more and more, they discovered they had a lot in common.
        They both loved to cook, and they both loved Jesus. They decided to meet in person, and they had a wonderful time cooking bacon together and talking about their faith.

        As the days went on, they found themselves falling in love. They knew they were meant to be together, and they knew that their love of bacon was just a small part of the bigger picture.

        They eventually got married, and they lived happily ever after, cooking bacon and sharing their love of Jesus with everyone they met. And even though they had a lot of bacon in their lives, they knew that it was just a small part of the love they shared.


        I'm not fond of cooking, although I do like eating.

        And I'll nevar get married with the reasoning I came up with back in Second Grade still holding true today.

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #79
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          I'm not fond of cooking, although I do like eating.

          And I'll nevar get married with the reasoning I came up with back in Second Grade still holding true today.
          The epilogue has you finding out that BaconLove was actually a sockpuppet of H_A and you being so traumatized that you become a vegetarian and give all of your bacon to me.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post

            The epilogue has you finding out that BaconLove was actually a sockpuppet of H_A and you being so traumatized that you become a vegetarian and give all of your bacon to me.
            I actually figured that it turned out that BaconLove only identified as a woman, and traumatized I vowed to burn down every house of anyone who read about us getting together. As you were reading this you smelled smoke...

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #81
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              I actually figured that it turned out that BaconLove only identified as a woman, and traumatized I vowed to burn down every house of anyone who read about us getting together. As you were reading this you smelled smoke...
              I smell bacon!

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              • #82
                Verse 1:
                Rogue06's got a head full of voices,
                Each one with its own unique choice,
                He keeps them all in line,
                Organizing them in committees, all the time.

                Chorus:
                He's got a voice for love, a voice for hate,
                A voice for laughter and one for debate,
                But no matter what they say,
                He's got a plan, and he's always on his way.

                Verse 2:
                Some say he's crazy, but he's just misunderstood,
                He's got a heart of gold, and a clever brain that's good,
                His voices may be loud,
                But they're all a part of him, and he's proud.

                Chorus:
                He's got a voice for love, a voice for hate,
                A voice for laughter and one for debate,
                But no matter what they say,
                He's got a plan, and he's always on his way.

                Bridge:
                He may be different, but he's not alone,
                With his voices by his side, he's never on his own,
                They guide him through the day,
                And in the end, they'll lead him to the way.

                Chorus:
                He's got a voice for love, a voice for hate,
                A voice for laughter and one for debate,
                But no matter what they say,
                He's got a plan, and he's always on his way.

                Outro:
                So don't judge him by his voices,
                They're just a part of who he is,
                He's got a heart of gold, and a spirit that will never quit.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  Verse 1:
                  Rogue06's got a head full of voices,
                  Each one with its own unique choice,
                  He keeps them all in line,
                  Organizing them in committees, all the time.

                  Chorus:
                  He's got a voice for love, a voice for hate,
                  A voice for laughter and one for debate,
                  But no matter what they say,
                  He's got a plan, and he's always on his way.

                  Verse 2:
                  Some say he's crazy, but he's just misunderstood,
                  He's got a heart of gold, and a clever brain that's good,
                  His voices may be loud,
                  But they're all a part of him, and he's proud.

                  Chorus:
                  He's got a voice for love, a voice for hate,
                  A voice for laughter and one for debate,
                  But no matter what they say,
                  He's got a plan, and he's always on his way.

                  Bridge:
                  He may be different, but he's not alone,
                  With his voices by his side, he's never on his own,
                  They guide him through the day,
                  And in the end, they'll lead him to the way.

                  Chorus:
                  He's got a voice for love, a voice for hate,
                  A voice for laughter and one for debate,
                  But no matter what they say,
                  He's got a plan, and he's always on his way.

                  Outro:
                  So don't judge him by his voices,
                  They're just a part of who he is,
                  He's got a heart of gold, and a spirit that will never quit.


                  Not so sure about that heart of gold though.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #84
                    Something about MelMak?


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                    • #85
                      Cow Poke:

                      Verse 1:
                      Cow Poke, the Texan with a heart of gold
                      Retired cop and a preacher, stories to be told
                      He's got a smile that'll light up your day
                      And a laugh that'll chase all your troubles away

                      Chorus:
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, the life of the party
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, always ready to starty
                      He's got a way with words, and a way with the crowd
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, we're singing out loud

                      Verse 2:
                      He's got a love for Jesus and a love for his friends
                      He's got a twinkle in his eye, and a story to begin
                      He's the kind of guy you want to be around
                      Cause with Cow Poke around, you're never gonna frown

                      Chorus:
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, the life of the party
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, always ready to starty
                      He's got a way with words, and a way with the crowd
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, we're singing out loud

                      Bridge:
                      He's a preacher, a cop, and a friend to all
                      He's a cowboy, a Christian, and he'll never fall
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, we're so glad you're here
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, you bring us cheer

                      Outro:
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, we're singing your praise
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, you'll always have a place
                      In our hearts, in our stories, in our lives
                      Cow Poke, Cow Poke, you're the best, you're the prize

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                        Something about MelMak?
                        Verse 1:
                        MelMak, the uncle and moderator of the pack
                        Always on top of things, never looking back
                        He's got a mind for music and a heart for fun
                        And a love for his niece, Buckwheat, that's second to none

                        Chorus:
                        MelMak, MelMak, the melody maker
                        MelMak, MelMak, the rhythm shaker
                        He's the one we turn to, when the beat needs to be found
                        MelMak, MelMak, he's the leader of the sound

                        Verse 2:
                        He's got a talent for tech and a knack for the boards
                        He's always on point, with his finger on the chords
                        He's the kind of guy you want to have by your side
                        Cause MelMak's around, you're sure to have a good ride

                        Chorus:
                        MelMak, MelMak, the melody maker
                        MelMak, MelMak, the rhythm shaker
                        He's the one we turn to, when the beat needs to be found
                        MelMak, MelMak, he's the leader of the sound

                        Bridge:
                        He's the moderator, the uncle, and the friend
                        He's the one who always knows what's coming 'round the bend
                        MelMak, MelMak, we're so glad you're here
                        MelMak, MelMak, you bring us cheer

                        Outro:
                        MelMak, MelMak, we're singing your praise
                        MelMak, MelMak, you'll always have a place
                        In our hearts, in our music, in our lives
                        MelMak, MelMak, you're the best, you're the prize.


                        (I guess it thinks Melody Maker is referring to music and not his video game)

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                          Verse 1:
                          MelMak, the uncle and moderator of the pack
                          Always on top of things, never looking back
                          He's got a mind for music and a heart for fun
                          And a love for his niece, Buckwheat, that's second to none

                          Chorus:
                          MelMak, MelMak, the melody maker
                          MelMak, MelMak, the rhythm shaker
                          He's the one we turn to, when the beat needs to be found
                          MelMak, MelMak, he's the leader of the sound

                          Verse 2:
                          He's got a talent for tech and a knack for the boards
                          He's always on point, with his finger on the chords
                          He's the kind of guy you want to have by your side
                          Cause MelMak's around, you're sure to have a good ride

                          Chorus:
                          MelMak, MelMak, the melody maker
                          MelMak, MelMak, the rhythm shaker
                          He's the one we turn to, when the beat needs to be found
                          MelMak, MelMak, he's the leader of the sound

                          Bridge:
                          He's the moderator, the uncle, and the friend
                          He's the one who always knows what's coming 'round the bend
                          MelMak, MelMak, we're so glad you're here
                          MelMak, MelMak, you bring us cheer

                          Outro:
                          MelMak, MelMak, we're singing your praise
                          MelMak, MelMak, you'll always have a place
                          In our hearts, in our music, in our lives
                          MelMak, MelMak, you're the best, you're the prize.


                          (I guess it thinks Melody Maker is referring to music and not his video game)
                          That's great! And I think music is his first love. After the Lord and Buckwheat. And me and his dad.


                          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by mossrose View Post

                            That's great! And I think music is his first love. After the Lord and Buckwheat. And me and his dad.
                            And his sister. And her husband.

                            And the folk at Tweb.




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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by mossrose View Post

                              And his sister. And her husband.

                              And the folk at Tweb.


                              Well, he might love music before he loves you guys. You'll have to ask him.


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                              • #90
                                How to break ChatGPT :


                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

                                Comment

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