It's that time of year again. Show us your Christmas tree!!

[rogue06]

Obviously unlike myself and the squirrels you live in a fantasy world.

[Sparko]

The place looks a bit like my last place.

And again. No tree this year.

Well, no duh. I went back and stole your "Tree Rex" too.


Then I made some modifications to it.

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[rogue06]

No. The portals that go to your actual tree. I even took a photo of your tree after I stole all of your presents:

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The place looks a bit like my last place.

And again. No tree this year.

[Sparko]

The faulty ones that only link to that tofu processing plant? I wondered what happened to them.

Anywho:




Pirates. Ya can't live with em or draw and quarter em

No. The portals that go to your actual tree. I even took a photo of your tree after I stole all of your presents:

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[rogue06]

Have you checked under your tree lately? Those portals I borrowed from you sure come in handy.

The faulty ones that only link to that tofu processing plant? I wondered what happened to them.

Anywho:

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To be honest, I haven't bothered with a tree the last two years and won't this year either.

Pirates. Ya can't live with em or draw and quarter em

[Sparko]

Or you could simply place your phone on top of anything you stole , er "gifts."

Have you checked under your tree lately? Those portals I borrowed from you sure come in handy.

[rogue06]

Amazon is on my phone too.

Or you could simply place your phone on top of anything you stole , er "gifts."

[Sparko]

How do you get the gifts under it?

Amazon is on my phone too.

[mossrose]

On my phone. I download it every year.

How do you get the gifts under it?

[rogue06]

You are the one with the voices in your head. Mine are in my belly.

I've heard they were from a bit further south.

[Sparko]

So. Where exactly is your Christmas tree?

On my phone. I download it every year.

[mossrose]

So. Where exactly is your Christmas tree?

[Sparko]

So you finally got something so the voices in your head can speak out loud.

You are the one with the voices in your head. Mine are in my belly.

[rogue06]

https://youtu.be/npOz4ggNED4?t=11

So you finally got something so the voices in your head can speak out loud.

[Sparko]

I didn’t realize until it was done that the ad was an ad, and I couldn’t figure out what beans had to do with pirate Christmas trees.