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    The Pope and Trump are on the same stage
    in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
    The Pope leans towards Trump and says
    "Do you know that with one wave of my hand
    I can make every person in this crowd go
    wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
    display, but will go deep in their hearts and
    they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."
    Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that! With
    one little wave of your hand.... Show me!"
    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked
    him off the stage. AND THE CROWD
    ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY and
    there was happiness throughout the land.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
    The Pope and Trump are on the same stage
    in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
    The Pope leans towards Trump and says
    "Do you know that with one wave of my hand
    I can make every person in this crowd go
    wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
    display, but will go deep in their hearts and
    they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."
    Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that! With
    one little wave of your hand.... Show me!"
    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked
    him off the stage. AND THE CROWD
    ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY and
    there was happiness throughout the land.
    I remember this one, but with Obama as the target.

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    • #3
      Does it show that I'm not a fan of Trump?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
        I remember this one, but with Obama as the target.
        Good jokes can be changed around that. Jokes about monks are the same, jesuits will tend to tell a dumb monk joke featuring a dominican and vice versa.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
          Does it show that I'm not a fan of Trump?
          Maybe so. But when there is only one choice for president, what can we say?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mikewhitney View Post
            Maybe so. But when there is only one choice for president, what can we say?
            First of all that its all the US conservatives fault for putting him forward. You guys chose him, sorry to say.

            I'd vote Hillary, without flinching.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
              I remember this one, but with Obama as the target.
              It's been around for awhile. I think I remember hearing it with Nixon as the target.

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
                First of all that its all the US conservatives fault for putting him forward. You guys chose him, sorry to say.

                I'd vote Hillary, without flinching.
                It seems that it is the conservative wing of the Republican Party that make up the Never Trump movement


                As for Hillary... You are talking about someone that for virtually her entire life has a default setting of turning to deception and dishonesty as her solution to a problem -- even in cases where being truthful would have been far less damaging.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
                  First of all that its all the US conservatives fault for putting him forward. You guys chose him, sorry to say.

                  I'd vote Hillary, without flinching.
                  Can we just send her your way?

                  I'm not sure what you have had to suffer through in order to be able to avoid flinching.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mikewhitney View Post
                    Can we just send her your way?

                    I'm not sure what you have had to suffer through in order to be able to avoid flinching.
                    Trump is worse. About the only position I can see him maybe, just maybe being better on is abortion. But he's double talked here even more so than other places. He's done nothing to convince me that he'd take a stand. So I prefer the Hillary bot who is basically just the establishment. She wouldn't be an improvement, but she wouldn't be an orangutang millionaire in the White House.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
                      First of all that its all the US conservatives fault for putting him forward. You guys chose him, sorry to say.

                      I'd vote Hillary, without flinching.
                      I certainly didn't choose him, but I think he's better than the current alternative.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        It's been around for awhile. I think I remember hearing it with Nixon as the target.
                        mossy remembers it when Caesar was the target.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                          mossy remembers it when Caesar was the target.
                          And when Agamemnon was the target.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
                            I remember this one, but with Obama as the target.
                            I read it somewhere aimed at Hillary. By the way, Leonard, I am no fan of Trump but less of a fan of Clinton.
                            Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
                              And when Agamemnon was the target.
                              I dont think they had popes back then.

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