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  • #16
    "Chop the tree down and then chop it up"

    I can chop the tree down, but how does one chop it back up?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ronson View Post
      "Chop the tree down and then chop it up"

      I can chop the tree down, but how does one chop it back up?
      Play the tape backwards.

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      • #18
        How come every time I drop something, it rolls under a piece of furniture? If I was under a piece of furniture and dropped it there, would it roll out from under it?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Ronson View Post
          How come every time I drop something, it rolls under a piece of furniture? If I was under a piece of furniture and dropped it there, would it roll out from under it?
          Just far enough that you couldn't reach it unless you crawled out from under said furniture.
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          • #20
            If something was "debunked" as being untrue, does that mean that something "bunk" is true?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ronson View Post
              If something was "debunked" as being untrue, does that mean that something "bunk" is true?
              upper or lower bunk?

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              • #22
                Those gas giants must be tinier than I thought!

                https://www.universetoday.com/115672...-and-the-moon/

                planets.jpg

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Ronson View Post
                  Those gas giants must be tinier than I thought!

                  https://www.universetoday.com/115672...-and-the-moon/

                  planets.jpg
                  For the sarcastically impaired the following is said in jest

                  If only I could fit my wife between the Earth and the Moon.

                  P1) If , then I win.

                  P2)

                  C) I win.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Diogenes View Post

                    For the sarcastically impaired the following is said in jest

                    If only I could fit my wife between the Earth and the Moon.

                    Are you suggesting she is a gassy giant?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ronson View Post

                      Are you suggesting she is a gassy giant?
                      At least not gassy.
                      P1) If , then I win.

                      P2)

                      C) I win.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Diogenes View Post

                        At least not gassy.
                        So big enough that when she's close by you have trouble breaking her orbit?

                        I'm always still in trouble again

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                        • #27
                          T-Mobile is a rotten cell service in Missouri.

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                          • #28
                            I always know when my grandkids (and wife) have been using my pc. There are fingerprints all over the monitor. Pet peeve #4,789,873

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                            • #29
                              Stupid time changes. Now I have to wait an extra hour for the football games to start.

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                              • #30
                                Patrick Mahomes needs better receivers.

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