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  • Observation of the Day

    My observation of the day:
    It is more difficult to change pillow cases when sporting a beard.
    So let it be written.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Ronson View Post
    My observation of the day:
    It is more difficult to change pillow cases when sporting a beard.
    So let it be written.
    Just put the pillow case on your beard.
    P1) If , then I win.

    P2)

    C) I win.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ronson View Post
      My observation of the day:
      It is more difficult to change pillow cases when sporting a beard.
      So let it be written.
      One thing I will never be able to confirm.


      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ronson View Post
        My observation of the day:
        It is more difficult to change pillow cases when sporting a beard.
        So let it be written.
        How long a beard are we talking about?
        ~ Russell ("MelMak")

        "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post

          How long a beard are we talking about?
          Rip van Winkle length, I expect.


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          • #6
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post

            Rip van Winkle length, I expect.


            I was thinking of him.
            ~ Russell ("MelMak")

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post

              How long a beard are we talking about?
              Any length, but the longer the worse (I suspect).

              Mine is short, but whiskers are slippery and I can't hold the pillow very well between my chin and neck. It keeps wanting to slip out.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ronson View Post

                Any length, but the longer the worse (I suspect).

                Mine is short, but whiskers are slippery and I can't hold the pillow very well between my chin and neck. It keeps wanting to slip out.
                Weak necked whippersnapper! smiley old.gif

                Why, in my day we held the whole live goose under our neck while plucking the feathers to stuff the pillow. And uphill both ways to boot!

                I'm always still in trouble again

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post

                  Weak necked whippersnapper! smiley old.gif

                  Why, in my day we held the whole live goose under our neck while plucking the feathers to stuff the pillow. And uphill both ways to boot!
                  Well, we lived in a brown paper bag in the middle of the road, worked 26 hours day in the salt mine, and had a handful of hot gravel for dinner.

                  A live goose? We used to dream of plucking a live goose.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ronson View Post

                    Well, we lived in a brown paper bag in the middle of the road, worked 26 hours day in the salt mine, and had a handful of hot gravel for dinner.

                    A live goose? We used to dream of plucking a live goose.
                    You had a brown paper bag in the middle of the road to live in?

                    Where I grew up the rich had the ground to live on but the rest of us'uns had to pull ourselves up into the air and stay there.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #11
                      I found a hack to help you put on pillowcases easily whether you have a beard or not.

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        I found a hack to help you put on pillowcases easily whether you have a beard or not.

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
                        I could smell the attempt to Rick Roll the moment I clicked on this thread. Don't even need to look to know I'm right.





                        I am right, aren't I?

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          "dQw4w" is a known string associated with that particular URL, yes.
                          "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            I could smell the attempt to Rick Roll the moment I clicked on this thread. Don't even need to look to know I'm right.





                            I am right, aren't I?
                            Dude, Rick doesn't even have a beard.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                              Dude, Rick doesn't even have a beard.
                              And he did give her up marrying someone he met in 2003.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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