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    I demand a welcome message full of terrible puns!

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    I would join in, but I'm not very punny.

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    • #3
      I was going to just go post the first half or so of 1 Corinthians 7...
      "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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      • #4
        You're just hilarious.

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        • #5
          The mop's in the closet and Trout overfilled the toilet again. Get to work.
          "As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths." Isaiah 3:12

          There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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          • #6
            I'd love to get the mop in the closet, but you'll have to get out of it first. You're in the way.

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            • #7
              Come right in, the closet's big enough for both of us.
              "As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths." Isaiah 3:12

              There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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              • #8
                I never knew you felt that way about me, Darthykins.

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                • #9
                  I was gonna post the Rule of St. Benedict.
                  Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

                  Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                  I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
                    I demand a welcome message full of terrible puns!
                    This would presuppose that you were welcome in the first place.
                    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                      This would presuppose that you were welcome in the first place.
                      Oh, for some pearls to give to you!


                      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Darth Executor View Post
                        Come right in, the closet's big enough for both of us.
                        Are you sure Darth?
                        It looks as if you've been hitting the buffet pretty hard.
                        Actually YOU put Trump in the White House. He wouldn't have gotten 1% of the vote if it wasn't for the widespread spiritual and cultural devastation caused by progressive policies. There's no "this country" left with your immigration policies, your "allies" are worthless and even more suicidal than you are and democracy is a sick joke that I hope nobody ever thinks about repeating when the current order collapses. - Darth_Executor striking a conciliatory note in Civics 101

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                        • #13
                          Fat's moldable.
                          Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

                          Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                          I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                          • #14
                            Welcome to Theologyweb! Press ALT+F4 on your keyboard to continue!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              Welcome to Theologyweb! Press ALT+F4 on your keyboard to continue!
                              And what will happen? I is scared to try it. I suspect piratedugery.
                              Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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