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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post


    I guess I oughta straighten you out so you don't go off ill-informed.

    mossy (mossrose) is the Ancient of Afternoons. That is because she is very, Very, VERY old. How old? Well, when God said "Let there be light!" mossy complained about the brightness making it hard for her to take her nap. When God created Adam and Eve, after complaining "there goes the neighborhood" she babysat them.

    You will notice mossy complains a lot.

    As for cerealboy... It's the opposite. He's still wet behind the ears and still in High School so naturally he thinks that he is all there is -- suffers from delusions of grandeur. No need to be taken seriously at all.

    The one you have to watch out for is the crusty pirate -- Sparko. He is always looking for new ways to con folks out of stuff (especially their bacon!). And his partner in crime, my twin brother from another mother, Cow Poke. And OneBadPig (OBP) needs to be kept an eye on as well.

    Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
    Wow. So much to digest. Lol. So you are telling me she is no spring chicken? Well, being 37 myself, I can probably relate. I feel like I'm 120 though. Hasn't complained about me yet so I feel good about that.

    I am a little concerned about Mr. Cereal. Still in High School and all. I wasn't about to call him King though :|.

    Sparko won't get much out of me. My oven is broken so I don't have bacon. All I have to my name is internet and one red skittle. By the way, Ninja's > Pirates .

    OneBadPig "seems" nice lol. I have yet to meet Mr. Poke but I am sure I will :).

    And very nice to meet you rogue! You said very little about yourself so I am guessing you are the one to look out for from all of them . Glad to have this sweet rundown.

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    He's just another member of tweb who hasn't even graduated high school yet! I think he's trying to make a new running gag. Wonder who the youngest on tweb is?
    Oh a young buck huh? I can only imagine how many more years he has before he graduates lol :).

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  • rogue06
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    I guess I oughta straighten you out so you don't go off ill-informed.

    mossy (mossrose) is the Ancient of Afternoons. That is because she is very, Very, VERY old. How old? Well, when God said "Let there be light!" mossy complained about the brightness making it hard for her to take her nap. When God created Adam and Eve, after complaining "there goes the neighborhood" she babysat them.

    You will notice mossy complains a lot.

    As for cerealboy... It's the opposite. He's still wet behind the ears and still in High School so naturally he thinks that he is all there is -- suffers from delusions of grandeur. No need to be taken seriously at all.

    The one you have to watch out for is the crusty pirate -- Sparko. He is always looking for new ways to con folks out of stuff (especially their bacon!). And his partner in crime, my twin brother from another mother, Cow Poke. And OneBadPig (OBP) needs to be kept an eye on as well.

    Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
    Last edited by rogue06; 07-02-2014, 07:52 PM.

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  • Christianbookworm
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    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    Actually. I have no idea who you are .
    He's just another member of tweb who hasn't even graduated high school yet! I think he's trying to make a new running gag. Wonder who the youngest on tweb is?

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
    Then I'm sure you know I'm King around these parts.
    Actually. I have no idea who you are .

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  • Cerealman
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    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    Hello TWebbers,

    I thought I would introduce myself. My name Is Jesse. I live in Oregon and I'm a horrible speller. I have been a lurker for most of my time coming to the site. I signed up once before the crash but never really posted. But I figured I should be more active since I have enjoyed reading so many of you. So yeah, Thanks for letting me in the door again :).
    Then I'm sure you know I'm King around these parts.

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    All righty then!

    Out you go into the Tweb world and have a good time!
    Thanks you mossrose :).

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  • mossrose
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    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    :). Yeah you won't have any problems with me. Rational Gaze scared me with his tales of infractions. Though it worked out quite well for him lol. That Pin though. Very big.
    All righty then!

    Out you go into the Tweb world and have a good time!

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    I have a whole whack of smilies dedicated to me!

    That's because I am the queen of Tweb.

    And I am sure you will be fine if you follow the rules.

    :). Yeah you won't have any problems with me. Rational Gaze scared me with his tales of infractions. Though it worked out quite well for him lol. That Pin though. Very big.

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  • mossrose
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    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    Yeah...uh...remind me never to get on your bad side. Oh dear you even have a smiley dedicated to you. Lol.
    I have a whole whack of smilies dedicated to me!

    That's because I am the queen of Tweb.

    And I am sure you will be fine if you follow the rules.

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    Please see my avatar.

    Yeah...uh...remind me never to get on your bad side. Oh dear you even have a smiley dedicated to you. Lol.

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  • mossrose
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    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    Lol. I can't wait :). The Pin™ does sound a bit threatening to be honest.
    Please see my avatar.

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    I am fairly sure some of our regulars will fill you in before long.



    Just don't believe anything they say. Except for The Pin™. That is all pure truth.

    Lol. I can't wait :). The Pin™ does sound a bit threatening to be honest.

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  • mossrose
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    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    :) Good to know. I have a thick so I can handle a god ribbing. The most teased? Now I must know why lol.
    I am fairly sure some of our regulars will fill you in before long.



    Just don't believe anything they say. Except for The Pin™. That is all pure truth.

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  • Jesse
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    Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    What about the fundy atheists! They aren't vewwy nice... then again....
    Lol. I have known my share so, no worries there

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