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Gerbils may make adequate samurai but never decent ninjas. They are poopy ninjas.
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostMaster Po and I go waaaaay back. I can't say anything more. And eligible squirrels come from all over the world seeking train under him and serve me.
Oh yes, and poop.
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Originally posted by Jesse View PostWell do tell. How did you get yours? Do I need to learn a secret handshake or something?
Oh excuse me. Sorry OBP (handsome devil he is). The ears, go so well with the top hat.
Oh yes, and poop.
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostOne does not simply get a pack of NSAs
And it is Cow Poke who is the Grammar Nazi not OneBadPig. OBP is... well, you decide
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Oh excuse me. Sorry OBP (handsome devil he is). The ears, go so well with the top hat.
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Originally posted by Jesse View PostShe did indeed correct me in calling her a chicken, and what would happen to me if I did it again :|. Mossrose I am not like Jeb, I really, really, really, really, believe you are not old at all!!
Lol. I saw that you have the NSA (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) employed. Where can I get a pack of those? This Sparko sounds about as intimidating as The PIN itself does, almost...
Oh indeed I have met OBP. He didn't say anything about my spelling or grammar, yet. So I think I am doing pretty good so far.
Now I know I have a go to guy for any of my burning questions. Sweet! I like how modest you are. Very refreshing. I must admit, I to like the word poop in almost any conversation. Though I personally like to use "poopies" because it sounds more intellectual.
And it is Cow Poke who is the Grammar Nazi not OneBadPig. OBP is... well, you decide
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Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
I guess I oughta straighten you out so you don't go off ill-informed.
mossy (mossrose) is the Ancient of Afternoons. That is because she is very, Very, VERY old. How old? Well, when God said "Let there be light!" mossy complained about the brightness making it hard for her to take her nap. When God created Adam and Eve, after complaining "there goes the neighborhood" she babysat them.
You will notice mossy complains a lot.
As for cerealboy... It's the opposite. He's still wet behind the ears and still in High School so naturally he thinks that he is all there is -- suffers from delusions of grandeur. No need to be taken seriously at all.
The one you have to watch out for is the crusty pirate -- Sparko. He is always looking for new ways to con folks out of stuff (especially their bacon!). And his partner in crime, my twin brother from another mother, Cow Poke. And OneBadPig (OBP) needs to be kept an eye on as well.
Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
2. Some days the delusions hit me pretty hard,but other days I don't even think about it. All in all I think it's best if I go rest on my throne.
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostIf you are truly afeared of The PIN™ and she who wields it I can have Master Po send one of his NSAs (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) out and teach you some of the ways that can be used to counteract it -- for a small fee of course.
Here are just a few of the techniques you could learn
And most importantly...
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How to bribe mossy with DARK chocolate.
Uh oh. Seems like I made someone more crotchety than usual
Notice the signature line below my banner at the bottom of my posts
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Originally posted by rogue06 View Postmossy isn't a spring chicken or any other sort of chicken. She is just incredibly ancient. Still nice in a violent[1], cranky sorta way. Jed is a saint for humoring her and acting like she isn't "that" old but some times he just pretends too hard.
If you like ninjas you will be delighted to know that I employ an elite squad of Ninja Squirrel Assassins who work tirelessly to keep Sparko's misdeeds in check and keep the local nerdowells in line. Still Sparko is an alright guy once you get past the smell of old rum and stinky feet (technically "foot" since one of them is a pegleg).
And OBP is okay as long as you steer clear of his sty. Don't let any of the regulars talk you into cleaning it out -- he likes it just the way it is.
If you haven't run across the notorious prodder of bovines as of yet, consider yourself lucky. It is best to double check your spelling and grammar when conversing with him -- he will correct any mistakes.
If you have any more questions about anyone else I'll be more than delighted to give you the straight poop. Just keep in mind anyone with their name written in blue, green and especially red is totally bonkers -- except me of course. I just like slipping the word poop into conversations
1. Just look at her posts in this thread where she is clobbering everyone and boasting of those she has put in cemeteries.
Lol. I saw that you have the NSA (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) employed. Where can I get a pack of those? This Sparko sounds about as intimidating as The PIN itself does, almost...
Oh indeed I have met OBP. He didn't say anything about my spelling or grammar, yet. So I think I am doing pretty good so far.
Now I know I have a go to guy for any of my burning questions. Sweet! I like how modest you are. Very refreshing. I must admit, I to like the word poop in almost any conversation. Though I personally like to use "poopies" because it sounds more intellectual.
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Originally posted by Jesse View PostAre you sure though?
Here are just a few of the techniques you could learn
And most importantly...
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How to bribe mossy with DARK chocolate.
Uh oh. Seems like I made someone more crotchety than usual
Notice the signature line below my banner at the bottom of my posts
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