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  • #46
    Good thing no one really gets killed, right?
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
      Good thing no one really gets killed, right?
      Are you sure though?
      "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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      • #48
        What you should know about me and Kingsgambit:
        1) We're married.
        2) We have 2 girls
        3) Never say anything misogynist around me you'll pay for it.
        A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
        George Bernard Shaw

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Catholicity View Post
          What you should know about me and Kingsgambit:
          1) We're married.
          2) We have 2 girls
          3) Never say anything misogynist around me you'll pay for it.
          Nice to meet you Catholicity and duly noted :).
          "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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          • #50
            stop+clubbing+baby+seals_abf25b_3291039.jpg
            "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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            • #51
              Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
              [ATTACH=CONFIG]984[/ATTACH]
              What you did there,I see that.
              "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
              "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
              Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                [ATTACH=CONFIG]984[/ATTACH]
                I must be the baby seal :(.
                "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                  Wow. So much to digest. Lol. So you are telling me she is no spring chicken? Well, being 37 myself, I can probably relate. I feel like I'm 120 though. Hasn't complained about me yet so I feel good about that.

                  I am a little concerned about Mr. Cereal. Still in High School and all. I wasn't about to call him King though :|.

                  Sparko won't get much out of me. My oven is broken so I don't have bacon. All I have to my name is internet and one red skittle. By the way, Ninja's > Pirates .

                  OneBadPig "seems" nice lol. I have yet to meet Mr. Poke but I am sure I will :).

                  And very nice to meet you rogue! You said very little about yourself so I am guessing you are the one to look out for from all of them . Glad to have this sweet rundown.
                  mossy isn't a spring chicken or any other sort of chicken. She is just incredibly ancient. Still nice in a violent[1], cranky sorta way. Jed is a saint for humoring her and acting like she isn't "that" old but some times he just pretends too hard.

                  If you like ninjas you will be delighted to know that I employ an elite squad of Ninja Squirrel Assassins who work tirelessly to keep Sparko's misdeeds in check and keep the local nerdowells in line. Still Sparko is an alright guy once you get past the smell of old rum and stinky feet (technically "foot" since one of them is a pegleg).

                  And OBP is okay as long as you steer clear of his sty. Don't let any of the regulars talk you into cleaning it out -- he likes it just the way it is.

                  If you haven't run across the notorious prodder of bovines as of yet, consider yourself lucky. It is best to double check your spelling and grammar when conversing with him -- he will correct any mistakes.

                  If you have any more questions about anyone else I'll be more than delighted to give you the straight poop. Just keep in mind anyone with their name written in blue, green and especially red is totally bonkers -- except me of course. I just like slipping the word poop into conversations






                  1. Just look at her posts in this thread where she is clobbering everyone and boasting of those she has put in cemeteries.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                    Are you sure though?
                    If you are truly afeared of The PIN™ and she who wields it I can have Master Po send one of his NSAs (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) out and teach you some of the ways that can be used to counteract it -- for a small fee of course.

                    Here are just a few of the techniques you could learn











                    And most importantly...

                    mossy5.gif

                    How to bribe mossy with DARK chocolate.





                    Uh oh. Seems like I made someone more crotchety than usual

                    Notice the signature line below my banner at the bottom of my posts

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #55


                      Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        mossy isn't a spring chicken or any other sort of chicken. She is just incredibly ancient. Still nice in a violent[1], cranky sorta way. Jed is a saint for humoring her and acting like she isn't "that" old but some times he just pretends too hard.

                        If you like ninjas you will be delighted to know that I employ an elite squad of Ninja Squirrel Assassins who work tirelessly to keep Sparko's misdeeds in check and keep the local nerdowells in line. Still Sparko is an alright guy once you get past the smell of old rum and stinky feet (technically "foot" since one of them is a pegleg).

                        And OBP is okay as long as you steer clear of his sty. Don't let any of the regulars talk you into cleaning it out -- he likes it just the way it is.

                        If you haven't run across the notorious prodder of bovines as of yet, consider yourself lucky. It is best to double check your spelling and grammar when conversing with him -- he will correct any mistakes.

                        If you have any more questions about anyone else I'll be more than delighted to give you the straight poop. Just keep in mind anyone with their name written in blue, green and especially red is totally bonkers -- except me of course. I just like slipping the word poop into conversations






                        1. Just look at her posts in this thread where she is clobbering everyone and boasting of those she has put in cemeteries.
                        She did indeed correct me in calling her a chicken, and what would happen to me if I did it again :|. Mossrose I am not like Jeb, I really, really, really, really, believe you are not old at all!!

                        Lol. I saw that you have the NSA (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) employed. Where can I get a pack of those? This Sparko sounds about as intimidating as The PIN itself does, almost...

                        Oh indeed I have met OBP. He didn't say anything about my spelling or grammar, yet. So I think I am doing pretty good so far.

                        Now I know I have a go to guy for any of my burning questions. Sweet! I like how modest you are. Very refreshing. I must admit, I to like the word poop in almost any conversation. Though I personally like to use "poopies" because it sounds more intellectual.
                        "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          If you are truly afeared of The PIN™ and she who wields it I can have Master Po send one of his NSAs (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) out and teach you some of the ways that can be used to counteract it -- for a small fee of course.

                          Here are just a few of the techniques you could learn











                          And most importantly...

                          [ATTACH=CONFIG]989[/ATTACH]

                          How to bribe mossy with DARK chocolate.





                          Uh oh. Seems like I made someone more crotchety than usual

                          Notice the signature line below my banner at the bottom of my posts
                          I must learn these Pinfu tactics! Any price will be paid for learning how to save my own life! I would first like to learn The Pin backfire.
                          "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post


                            I guess I oughta straighten you out so you don't go off ill-informed.

                            mossy (mossrose) is the Ancient of Afternoons. That is because she is very, Very, VERY old. How old? Well, when God said "Let there be light!" mossy complained about the brightness making it hard for her to take her nap. When God created Adam and Eve, after complaining "there goes the neighborhood" she babysat them.

                            You will notice mossy complains a lot.

                            As for cerealboy... It's the opposite. He's still wet behind the ears and still in High School so naturally he thinks that he is all there is -- suffers from delusions of grandeur. No need to be taken seriously at all.

                            The one you have to watch out for is the crusty pirate -- Sparko. He is always looking for new ways to con folks out of stuff (especially their bacon!). And his partner in crime, my twin brother from another mother, Cow Poke. And OneBadPig (OBP) needs to be kept an eye on as well.

                            Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
                            1. It's Cerealman
                            2. Some days the delusions hit me pretty hard,but other days I don't even think about it. All in all I think it's best if I go rest on my throne.
                            "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                            "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                            Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                              1. It's Cerealman
                              2. Some days the delusions hit me pretty hard,but other days I don't even think about it. All in all I think it's best if I go rest on my throne.
                              Remember to flush when you're done.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                                She did indeed correct me in calling her a chicken, and what would happen to me if I did it again :|. Mossrose I am not like Jeb, I really, really, really, really, believe you are not old at all!!

                                Lol. I saw that you have the NSA (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) employed. Where can I get a pack of those? This Sparko sounds about as intimidating as The PIN itself does, almost...

                                Oh indeed I have met OBP. He didn't say anything about my spelling or grammar, yet. So I think I am doing pretty good so far.

                                Now I know I have a go to guy for any of my burning questions. Sweet! I like how modest you are. Very refreshing. I must admit, I to like the word poop in almost any conversation. Though I personally like to use "poopies" because it sounds more intellectual.
                                One does not simply get a pack of NSAs

                                And it is Cow Poke who is the Grammar Nazi not OneBadPig. OBP is... well, you decide


                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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