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  • #16
    Originally posted by Jesse View Post
    :). Yeah you won't have any problems with me. Rational Gaze scared me with his tales of infractions. Though it worked out quite well for him lol. That Pin though. Very big.
    All righty then!

    Out you go into the Tweb world and have a good time!


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    • #17
      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      All righty then!

      Out you go into the Tweb world and have a good time!
      Thanks you mossrose :).
      "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Jesse View Post
        Hello TWebbers,

        I thought I would introduce myself. My name Is Jesse. I live in Oregon and I'm a horrible speller. I have been a lurker for most of my time coming to the site. I signed up once before the crash but never really posted. But I figured I should be more active since I have enjoyed reading so many of you. So yeah, Thanks for letting me in the door again :).
        Then I'm sure you know I'm King around these parts.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
          Then I'm sure you know I'm King around these parts.
          Actually. I have no idea who you are .
          "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Jesse View Post
            Actually. I have no idea who you are .
            He's just another member of tweb who hasn't even graduated high school yet! I think he's trying to make a new running gag. Wonder who the youngest on tweb is?
            If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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            • #21


              I guess I oughta straighten you out so you don't go off ill-informed.

              mossy (mossrose) is the Ancient of Afternoons. That is because she is very, Very, VERY old. How old? Well, when God said "Let there be light!" mossy complained about the brightness making it hard for her to take her nap. When God created Adam and Eve, after complaining "there goes the neighborhood" she babysat them.

              You will notice mossy complains a lot.

              As for cerealboy... It's the opposite. He's still wet behind the ears and still in High School so naturally he thinks that he is all there is -- suffers from delusions of grandeur. No need to be taken seriously at all.

              The one you have to watch out for is the crusty pirate -- Sparko. He is always looking for new ways to con folks out of stuff (especially their bacon!). And his partner in crime, my twin brother from another mother, Cow Poke. And OneBadPig (OBP) needs to be kept an eye on as well.

              Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
              Last edited by rogue06; 07-02-2014, 07:52 PM.

              I'm always still in trouble again

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                He's just another member of tweb who hasn't even graduated high school yet! I think he's trying to make a new running gag. Wonder who the youngest on tweb is?
                Oh a young buck huh? I can only imagine how many more years he has before he graduates lol :).
                "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post


                  I guess I oughta straighten you out so you don't go off ill-informed.

                  mossy (mossrose) is the Ancient of Afternoons. That is because she is very, Very, VERY old. How old? Well, when God said "Let there be light!" mossy complained about the brightness making it hard for her to take her nap. When God created Adam and Eve, after complaining "there goes the neighborhood" she babysat them.

                  You will notice mossy complains a lot.

                  As for cerealboy... It's the opposite. He's still wet behind the ears and still in High School so naturally he thinks that he is all there is -- suffers from delusions of grandeur. No need to be taken seriously at all.

                  The one you have to watch out for is the crusty pirate -- Sparko. He is always looking for new ways to con folks out of stuff (especially their bacon!). And his partner in crime, my twin brother from another mother, Cow Poke. And OneBadPig (OBP) needs to be kept an eye on as well.

                  Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
                  Wow. So much to digest. Lol. So you are telling me she is no spring chicken? Well, being 37 myself, I can probably relate. I feel like I'm 120 though. Hasn't complained about me yet so I feel good about that.

                  I am a little concerned about Mr. Cereal. Still in High School and all. I wasn't about to call him King though :|.

                  Sparko won't get much out of me. My oven is broken so I don't have bacon. All I have to my name is internet and one red skittle. By the way, Ninja's > Pirates .

                  OneBadPig "seems" nice lol. I have yet to meet Mr. Poke but I am sure I will :).

                  And very nice to meet you rogue! You said very little about yourself so I am guessing you are the one to look out for from all of them . Glad to have this sweet rundown.
                  "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                  • #24
                    Does Batman count as a ninja?
                    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                      Does Batman count as a ninja?
                      No. His ears are not very aerodynamic.
                      "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                        No. His ears are not very aerodynamic.
                        And ninjas tend to be assassins! Batman doesn't kill people. Though, that's random.
                        If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                          And ninjas tend to be assassins! Batman doesn't kill people. Though, that's random.
                          True. Just once though, I would like to see him kill someone.
                          "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            Me? I'm just a humble, lovable rogue.
                            Providing cover for your NSAs (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) again?
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                              Providing cover for your NSAs (Ninja Squirrel Assassins) again?
                              I knew he wasn't who he said he was .
                              "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Jesse
                                So you are telling me she is no spring chicken?


                                I am not a chicken at all!


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