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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
    carry bacon around in your pockets as a ward.
    I never go anywhere without my pocket bacon (prescription bottle full of bacon bits).

    The only problem is that I keep having to refill it.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Trout View Post
      I see y'all are still a bunch of haters.
      How could I hate something that tastes so delectable when fried to perfection?
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      • #48
        Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
        How could I hate something that tastes so delectable when fried to perfection?
        And with just a touch of lemon sprinkled on top

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Sparko View Post

          He probably went full vegan on us and now his brain is suffering from a lack of bacon fat.
          Huh. I went Vegan? News to me.

          I know I've upped the ol' fruit and veggie intake, but I do eat chicken and beef like they're going out of style.

          Yes, that does include stuff like turkey bacon/pepperoni when I get it for cheap.
          Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

          Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

          Here, sort of... PM me for my Steam and Discord Information, if it tickles your Fancy and want to talk more there.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by chaotic void View Post

            huh. I went vegan? News to me.

            I know i've upped the ol' fruit and veggie intake, but i do eat chicken and beef like they're going out of style.

            Yes, that does include stuff like turkey bacon/pepperoni when i get it for cheap.
            back you fiend!!!

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #51
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              back you fiend!!!
              Impossible Smug Levels.jpg
              Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

              Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

              Here, sort of... PM me for my Steam and Discord Information, if it tickles your Fancy and want to talk more there.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Chaotic Void View Post

                Huh. I went Vegan? News to me.

                I know I've upped the ol' fruit and veggie intake, but I do eat chicken and beef like they're going out of style.

                Yes, that does include stuff like turkey bacon/pepperoni when I get it for cheap.
                That's worse than vegan. It's Faken!

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Chaotic Void View Post
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                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                    That's worse than vegan. It's Faken!
                    Still Meat, Bro. I also buy back bacon if and when it's on cheap. If I'm feeling frisky, and can free up the fridge space (bagged coleslaw and/or spinach for my wraps hogs a LOT of room), I might think about making my own back bacon.
                    Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

                    Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

                    Here, sort of... PM me for my Steam and Discord Information, if it tickles your Fancy and want to talk more there.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Chaotic Void View Post

                      Still Meat, Bro. I also buy back bacon if and when it's on cheap. If I'm feeling frisky, and can free up the fridge space (bagged coleslaw and/or spinach for my wraps hogs a LOT of room), I might think about making my own back bacon.
                      Foodthulu has taken control!

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post

                        Foodthulu has taken control!
                        Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my corned beef, sweet potato, and corn that I'm getting ready for lunch.
                        Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

                        Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

                        Here, sort of... PM me for my Steam and Discord Information, if it tickles your Fancy and want to talk more there.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Chaotic Void View Post

                          Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my corned beef, sweet potato, and corn that I'm getting ready for lunch.
                          You eat lunch awful early out there.

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Trout View Post
                            I see y'all are still a bunch of haters.
                            Hey Trouty!! How's the golf game? You ready for the tour yet?
                            That's what
                            - She

                            Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
                            - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

                            I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
                            Stephen R. Donaldson

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