I'm Trout I own this place

[Trout]

I’m currently recruiting athletic supporters if you’re looking to lend a hand.

And just when i thought the Nads were defunct.

[Chaotic Void]

THIS is good stuff, man!!! You are a hero to me.

Thanks, man. Half the fun IRL is getting the reactions from people who haven't seen me in a while... heck, some days even I have a hard time believing it when I look in the mirror. If you'd have told me I'd be doing what I do now even two and a half years ago, I'd have scored the name of your Strain of Choice so I could buy it in bulk from the local dispensary.

[rogue06]

I see y'all are still a bunch of haters.

Just the opposite. We'd love it if you would stay for dinner.

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[Sparko]

Thanks, man. Half the fun IRL is getting the reactions from people who haven't seen me in a while... heck, some days even I have a hard time believing it when I look in the mirror. If you'd have told me I'd be doing what I do now even two and a half years ago, I'd have scored the name of your Strain of Choice so I could buy it in bulk from the local dispensary.

Hairthulu was holding you back all those years.

[Chaotic Void]

Hairthulu was holding you back all those years.

Hairthulu went bye-bye, like, two years prior... speaking of which, I keep hearing, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hairthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," when I walk around where I live... should I be concerned?

[rogue06]

Hairthulu went bye-bye, like, two years prior... speaking of which, I keep hearing, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hairthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," when I walk around where I live... should I be concerned?

"in his house at R'lyeh dead Hairthulu waits dreaming..."

Naw. Just your imagination



[*Note to master Po: please dispatch a NSA hit team to Saskatchewan. Pronto*]

Nothing to worry about at all.

[Sparko]

Hairthulu went bye-bye, like, two years prior... speaking of which, I keep hearing, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hairthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," when I walk around where I live... should I be concerned?

carry bacon around in your pockets as a ward.

[Chaotic Void]

"in his house at R'lyeh dead Hairthulu waits dreaming..."

Naw. Just your imagination



[*Note to master Po: please dispatch a NSA hit team to Saskatchewan. Pronto*]

Nothing to worry about at all.

Phew, for a second there I was worr-

"FBI!! OPEN UP!!!"

Uh... One moment.

[Chaotic Void]

carry bacon around in your pockets as a ward.

I would... but then I'd eat it. And do you know how many calories is in bacon?!

[Sparko]

I would... but then I'd eat it. And do you know how many calories is in bacon?!

None.

[Trout]

Seriously though, i own this place.

[Juvenal]

I would... but then I'd eat it. And do you know how many calories is in bacon?!

“Are.”

Seriously, these efforts to slim down have gone too far.

[Sparko]

Seriously though, i own this place.

Great. send me your credit card info so you can pay the bills, then.

[Sparko]

“Are.”

Seriously, these efforts to slim down have gone too far.

He probably went full vegan on us and now his brain is suffering from a lack of bacon fat.

[rogue06]

Phew, for a second there I was worr-

"FBI!! OPEN UP!!!"

Uh... One moment.

The NSA never announces themselves. Just about the time someone might detect their presence they have already disappeared with the wind leaving only the faintest sounds of their squirrely chittering.

If you happen to get a whiff of singed hair just know it was Ketchtx Tiiktechk and her flamethrower at work. She really loves that thing.


How she looks in training exercises
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How she feels and acts
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