Announcement

Collapse

Admissions Forum Guidelines

Welcome to the TheologyWeb Community. Here in the Admissions Dept. we welcome all the newcomers. This section is only for welcome posts to announce the arrival of a new resident. Be sure to be welcomed or introduce yourself if our welcome committee is slacking.

Forum Rules: here

Wow! You made it! Here you are in the Admissions and Orientation Department of Tweb! This is where the rubber first hits the road; where the pedal first hits the metal; where the nuts come out of the woodwork to make sure you feel at home here.

The Admissions area is only for welcome posts to announce the arrival of a new inmate resident, and we encourage you to leave here and head out into the great big wide world of Tweb as soon as you feel comfortable in your new username.

Be sure to reply to your welcome thread, or introduce yourself if our welcome committee is out to lunch or painting their living room.
See more
See less

I'm Trout I own this place

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • I'm Trout I own this place

    You heard right.
    The last Christian left at tweb

  • #2
    Originally posted by Trout View Post
    You heard right.
    Hey, Fishboi. How you been?
    Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

    Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

    Here, sort of... PM me for my Steam and Discord Information, if it tickles your Fancy and want to talk more there.

    Comment


    • #3
      NEVER better. You?
      The last Christian left at tweb

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by Trout View Post
        NEVER better. You?
        Pretty darn good myself... spent the last two years cleaning up my diet and hitting the gym. Started at 235lbs, now I'm down to the 165-170lb range, and keeping the weight off!
        Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

        Mercenary Maxim 37: There is No 'Overkill.' There is merely 'Open Fire,' and 'I need to Reload.'

        Here, sort of... PM me for my Steam and Discord Information, if it tickles your Fancy and want to talk more there.

        Comment


        • #5

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

          Comment


          • #6
            Good to see ya, Steve.

            You own Admissions now?

            Alrighty then, just follow the nice young men in their clean white coats as they show you to your new office.

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by Juvenal View Post
              Good to see ya, Steve.

              You own Admissions now?

              Alrighty then, just follow the nice young men in their clean white coats as they show you to your new office.
              I thought he was boasting that his doublewide was finally paid off.

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by Juvenal View Post
                Good to see ya, Steve.

                You own Admissions now?

                Alrighty then, just follow the nice young men in their clean white coats as they show you to your new office.
                I had never heard of a red herring self identifying as a trout until now.
                1Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω
                Come to your senses as you ought and stop sinning; for I say to your shame, there are some who know not God.
                .
                "It is not divine truth that makes the man seem more innocent in what is equally sinful, but human wrong-headedness." AUGUSTINE: re adultery

                "The synoptic gospels claim that Jesus was crucified on the 15th day of Nisan and buried on the 14th day of Nisan:" Majority Consensus

                Comment


                • #9
                  I’ve missed you, Trouty. You need to visit more often.



                  Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                    I’ve missed you, Trouty. You need to visit more often.

                    I keep telling you that as he gets older he has slowed down a bit so you don't have to lead him as much when you aim.


                    So who's gonna tell him that taoist/lao/juvie is now a Jawjin?

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                      I;ve missed you, Trouty. But with my new Pin™, if you hold still for just a second there …

                      That’s so thoughtful, mossy. But in lieu of flowers, the fishboi is requesting donations to the local home for unwed goldfish.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        So who's gonna tell him that taoist/lao/juvie is now a Jawjin?
                        Steady there, Captain. A week or so of quality time with his dog-eared copy of hooked on phonics, and he just might figure it out for himself.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Juvenal View Post
                          Steady there, Captain.
                          smiley whisper-secret.gifDon't tell anyone but I'm up for promotion. This time next month I'll be Major.






                          wds.gif
                          I had the same reaction when I heard

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Woah! Trout is still alive?

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              Woah! Trout is still alive?
                              Gerbil hacked his account

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

                              Comment

                              Related Threads

                              Collapse

                              Topics Statistics Last Post
                              Started by Fatty Arbuckle, 06-19-2022, 11:04 PM
                              17 responses
                              151 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Cerebrum123  
                              Working...
                              X