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  • #16
    Welcome back! I'm too busy to post much these days, but I remember you.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      Welcome back! I'm too busy to post much these days, but I remember you.
      Naturally, I remember you too!

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      • #18
        Hi Froggie.

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        • #19
          Yo Sparko!

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          • #20
            Well this thread has been ribbeting. It looks like you haven't been toadlly frogotten while you've been away from T-webbed

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #21
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              Well this thread has been ribbeting. It looks like you haven't been toadlly frogotten while you've been away from T-webbed

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              • #22
                I remember you. Welcome back!
                Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquette

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  Well this thread has been ribbeting. It looks like you haven't been toadlly frogotten while you've been away from T-webbed
                  You were just croaking to unload that ponderous amount of puns weren't you?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post

                    You were just croaking to unload that ponderous amount of puns weren't you?
                    I toad you that I am fibulous when it comes to puns and kermitted to remain on top.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #25
                      Welcome from one who is a tad Polish.
                      When I Survey....

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        I toad you that I am fibulous when it comes to puns and kermitted to remain on top.
                        It's clear you jump at any hopportunity to display your puns.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post

                          It's clear you jump at any hopportunity to display your puns.
                          I cannot believe that I missed that one.


                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            I cannot believe that I missed that one.
                            I'm guessing you are green with envy that you didn't come up with that one yourself. Yeah, I know, just me saying that will get you to swamp us with more puns.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post

                              I'm guessing you are green with envy that you didn't come up with that one yourself. Yeah, I know, just me saying that will get you to swamp us with more puns.
                              I don't want to bog down the thread just so you can croak out "I toad you so." And before anyone else posts it...


                              A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan in order to go on a long vacation."

                              Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and then asks how much he wants to borrow.

                              The frog replies that he wants $20,000 adding that his name is Kermit Jagger and he's the son of the famous rock star Mick Jagger, and that he's also a friend of the bank manager.

                              Still doubtful, Patty explains that $20,000 is a substantial amount of money and asks if he has any collateral to secure against the loan.

                              "I sure do," Kermit responds. "How about this," as he produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall.

                              Now thoroughly confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

                              She walks into the manager's office and and tells him, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $20,000 and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

                              The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"




                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #30
                                Well glad to see I am no longer the latest returnee around here now. Heheheheheh

                                But always nice to see the old faces coming back now.
                                Ladino, Guatemalan, Hispanic, and Latin, but foremostly, Christian.
                                As of the 1st of December, 2020, officially anointed as this:

                                "Seinfeld had its Soup Nazi. Tweb has its Taco Nazi." - Rogue06 , https://theologyweb.com/campus/forum...e3#post1210559

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