Fill it up

[Sparko]

It is 100% Rogue's fault - on that we agree.

Yep. Now gas stations are all running out of gas as people panic buy.

Gas Shortage 2021 - All rogue06's fault!

[rogue06]

Added a few steps for you.

Actually I was complaining about the price having already risen prior to posting the OP.

[rogue06]

Yep. Now gas stations are all running out of gas as people panic buy.

Gas Shortage 2021 - All rogue06's fault!

And don't you forget it!

I has the powa to raise gas prices so unless you wanna see $10/gallon gas you better start sending me copious bacon bribes.

NOW!

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[rogue06]

POTD material. Perhaps Cow Poke's most insightful remarks this year.

[Sparko]

And don't you forget it!

I has the powa to raise gas prices so unless you wanna see $10/gallon gas you better start sending me copious bacon bribes.

NOW!

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Heck no! I am working from home and don't even use any gas. I filled up already. Now I am set to make a killing.

I am selling a gallon of gas for $50, or 6 rolls of toilet paper or three 2x4s!

[rogue06]

Heck no! I am working from home and don't even use any gas. I filled up already. Now I am set to make a killing.

I am selling a gallon of gas for $50, or 6 rolls of toilet paper or three 2x4s!

And for two gallons you can get a sheet of plywood.

IOW, you can thank me for causing a spike in prices so you can profiteer.

[Cow Poke]

Gas prices here remaining steady.

[rogue06]

Gas prices here remaining steady.

And will remain so unless the bacon bribes cease.

[Sparko]

And for two gallons you can get a sheet of plywood.

IOW, you can thank me for causing a spike in prices so you can profiteer.

[Teallaura]

In semi-serious news - how many people believe that it is totally coincidental that His Fraudulency has two major gas price spikes less than 6 months into his coup?

[rogue06]

So now you can send me bacon in thanks

[rogue06]

In semi-serious news - how many people believe that it is totally coincidental that His Fraudulency has two major gas price spikes less than 6 months into his coup?

Given how you have his Treasure Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, muttering about a substantial gas tax increase as well as charging mileage tax...

[Sparko]

So now you can send me bacon in thanks

it's in the mail.

[rogue06]

it's in the mail.

The agents in charge of monitoring you say they are certain that absolutely no bacon was put in the mail.

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See? They all...

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What the poopsicle?!?

Alright. Who authorized Kittix Tchekk ("Larry") to accompany you on this mission? He failed surveillance three times!

[Sparko]

The agents in charge of monitoring you say they are certain that absolutely no bacon was put in the mail.

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See? They all...

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What the poopsicle?!?

Alright. Who authorized Kittix Tchekk ("Larry") to accompany you on this mission? He failed surveillance three times!

It's in the secret pirate mail. duh. You need to be patient. It is coming via ship, but they have to be careful to avoid the Royal Navy. But definitely on the way. For sure. Yup. Just around the corner.

BTW, that reminds me. I need to find an smiley sized gif of Secret Squirrel. find it for me.