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  • #16
    Originally posted by jpholding View Post
    Just so long as he doesn't sing "Christmas Shoes" everything will be just fine.
    Or "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer"

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    • #17
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Or "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer"

      Told by a pastor friend of mine:


      A friend of mine was the singer at a funeral I was conducting for an elderly lady's husband. David had gotten a list of songs she wanted sung, and had practiced them.

      RIGHT BEFORE the funeral began, she approached him and asked, "would it be too late to ask you to include a verse of Jingle Bells - it meant so much to Tom". David didn't have an opportunity to follow up on this, because the ushers were seating the family, and the funeral was to begin.

      Sure enough, at some point in the funeral, David sang Jingle Bells. It was fun watching the odd looks and shrugs as the people sat there listening to this at a funeral in August.

      After the funeral, David and I were standing at the head of the casket as the people were passing by, and finally the family was ushered to the casket.

      The lady handed David a small envelope with his thank you card in it, and solemnly told him, "I meant Joy Bells".
      Last edited by Cow Poke; 06-28-2015, 08:31 PM.
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by jpholding View Post
        Just so long as he doesn't sing "Christmas Shoes" everything will be just fine.
        My wife lost her mom when my wife was 5 years old. She loves that song. It reminds her of the few years she got to spend loving her mom.
        That's what
        - She

        Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
        - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

        I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
        - Stephen R. Donaldson

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        • #19
          http://www.americanthinker.com/artic..._a_eulogy.html

          Barack Obama’s warped theology surmised that one reason God’s grace has been given to us is to recognize the pain that the Confederate flag has “stirred” in black people and to view the flag as a “reminder of systemic oppression and racial subjugation.”

          Although Obama remarked that “[b]y taking down the Confederate flag, we express God's grace,” what he left out of his history lesson was how the Confederate flag was a symbolic emblem for the historically racist Democratic Party, which stubbornly supported slavery and notoriously suppressed blacks.

          Obama, who normally wants God kept far away from politics, piled on, saying “[b]ut I don't think God wants us to stop there.”
          Last edited by Bill the Cat; 06-29-2015, 08:45 AM.
          That's what
          - She

          Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
          - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

          I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
          - Stephen R. Donaldson

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