A known gang member, I should stress. His gang affiliation was already flagged in a federal database when he applied for amnesty under Obama’s 2012 DACA action for DREAMers. Immigration officials are supposed to check that database before granting the application. Emphasis on “supposed to.”

Two years later, four people in North Carolina are dead, including a former contestant on “Top Model.” How was this guy allowed to stay, Chuck Grassley asked DHS? DHS’s reply: Oops.

Future lawyers and doctors. Future Doctor Kevorkian, in this case.