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    It's all so clear to me now.

    "I will work for an America where biased media insiders and street gangs can't sabotage our medical dramas."
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    "My opponent is taking donations from tribal warlords, health care bureaucrats and Fox News cronies."

    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    • #3
      "I want an America where unstable nuclear regimes and porn stars cannot corrupt our commodities markets."

      A leader we can all get behind.
      I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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      • #4
        "My opponent is palling around with shifty Canadians, flight attendants and street gangs."

        "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
        "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
        Katniss Everdeen


        Christ our Passover has been sacrificed for us. Therefore let us keep the feast.

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        • #5
          "I will not stand for an America where filthy hobos and Fox News cronies can corrupt our reality TV shows."

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          • #6
            "Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where oil cartels and sex workers can undermine our right to bear arms"

            "Unlike my opponent, I have faith in our right to kill foreigners, our innocent children and our Christian values."

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization thatís not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              "I will not stand for an America where Monsanto cronies and angry chefs can take away our postage stamps."

              "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
              "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
              Katniss Everdeen


              Christ our Passover has been sacrificed for us. Therefore let us keep the feast.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
                "I will not stand for an America where Monsanto cronies and angry chefs can take away our postage stamps."
                That's not funny. You have no idea what happened to me at the post office yesterday afternoon.
                "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                • #9
                  My opponent is working with flight attendants, drug companies and biased media insiders.
                  "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                    My opponent is working with flight attendants, drug companies and biased media insiders.
                    Those darn flight attendants. Got their dirty hands in everything.
                    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                    • #11
                      "My opponent is working with communists, internet pirates and corrupt politicians."

                      Sparko!!! What on earth have you been doing?!
                      ~Formerly known as Chrawnus~

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                      • #12
                        "Unlike my opponent, I will protect our cop shows, our heroes of 9/11 and our glorious future."

                        The cop shows are in grave danger.
                        I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                        • #13
                          This sound like a speech a Democrat candidate would actually give:

                          "My opponent is working with violent video game makers, Muslim extremists and Washington elitists. I will not stand for an America where racists and violent criminals can make a mockery of our precious environment. I will not stand for an America where pharmaceutical companies and drug companies can corrupt our young entrepreneurs. My opponent is palling around with right-wing radio propagandists, backroom dealmakers and Halliburton board members. I refuse to support an America where oil cartels and greedy insurance companies can make a mockery of our sacred constitution. When I'm elected, I'll make sure overseas manufacturers and fat cats cannot make a mockery of our job creators."
                          Last edited by Mountain Man; 03-06-2015, 01:00 PM.
                          Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
                          But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
                          Than a fool in the eyes of God


                          From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Chrawnus View Post
                            "My opponent is working with communists, internet pirates and corrupt politicians."

                            Sparko!!! What on earth have you been doing?!
                            I have been trying to take over Monsanto and poison everyone with GMO corn. Why?

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                            • #15
                              Please don't let TS see this thread.
                              "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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