I Married My Cats!

[Epoetker]

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[Tassman]

She was their kitty-momma! It's INCEST!

Faints dead away!!!

[rogue06]

She was their kitty-momma! It's INCEST!

Incest incessantly incenses me. And if it involves kittens... well that's a cat-astrophe of cat-aclysmic proportions.

[Sparko]

I trust that they were consenting adult cats otherwise the marriage is not valid.

She was their kitty-momma! It's INCEST!

[Tassman]

Oh what the hell - why not...



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...#ixzz3OAI494WC

I trust that they were consenting adult cats otherwise the marriage is not valid.

[rogue06]

Sounds like she is engaging in meowligamy to me.......

You have cat to be kitten me. Then again I'm sure some folks will find this to be purrfectly acceptable.

[mossrose]

I don't know how she does it! I had my hands full married to one cat!

Sounds like she is engaging in meowligamy to me.......

[pancreasman]

The Seer thread method:

1. Trawl the news looking for stories that offend or anger you.

2. Find the action of an obvious extremist.

3. Post that as an example of how 'liberals' are destroying the country.

4. Repeat ... a lot.

[phank]

Seems unlikely. As a sign I saw said:

People have partners
Dogs have owners
Cats have staff

[seer]

To be fair, it only says that she married two cats. She may well have a gross of 'em that she dated previously and before finding Meowster Right.

I don't know how she does it! I had my hands full married to one cat!

[Boxing Pythagoras]

Teal? is that you?


Oh wait, there are only TWO cats in that story. Not two dozen.

To be fair, it only says that she married two cats. She may well have a gross of 'em that she dated previously and before finding Meowster Right.

[rogue06]

Teal? is that you?


Oh wait, there are only TWO cats in that story. Not two dozen herds.

FIFY n/c

[Sparko]

Teal? is that you?


Oh wait, there are only TWO cats in that story. Not two dozen.

[seer]

Oh what the hell - why not...

Woman who is celebrating a decade of marriage to her two pet CATS says she has never been happier (and has no plans to find a human husband)

Barbarella Buchner, 48, is celebrating the 10th anniversary of her marriage
She 'married' 14-year-old cats Spider and Lugosi in January 2004
Says they make her happier than a human husband ever could
Cats consoled her during break-up with last serious boyfriend
Londoner now lives in Lanzarote with her feline husband

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...#ixzz3OAI494WC