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  • I Married My Cats!

    Oh what the hell - why not...

    Woman who is celebrating a decade of marriage to her two pet CATS says she has never been happier (and has no plans to find a human husband)

    Barbarella Buchner, 48, is celebrating the 10th anniversary of her marriage
    She 'married' 14-year-old cats Spider and Lugosi in January 2004
    Says they make her happier than a human husband ever could
    Cats consoled her during break-up with last serious boyfriend
    Londoner now lives in Lanzarote with her feline husband
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...#ixzz3OAI494WC
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

  • #2
    Teal? is that you?


    Oh wait, there are only TWO cats in that story. Not two dozen.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      Teal? is that you?


      Oh wait, there are only TWO cats in that story. Not two dozen herds.
      FIFY n/c

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
        Teal? is that you?


        Oh wait, there are only TWO cats in that story. Not two dozen.
        To be fair, it only says that she married two cats. She may well have a gross of 'em that she dated previously and before finding Meowster Right.
        "[Mathematics] is the revealer of every genuine truth, for it knows every hidden secret, and bears the key to every subtlety of letters; whoever, then, has the effrontery to pursue physics while neglecting mathematics should know from the start he will never make his entry through the portals of wisdom."
        --Thomas Bradwardine, De Continuo (c. 1325)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Boxing Pythagoras View Post
          To be fair, it only says that she married two cats. She may well have a gross of 'em that she dated previously and before finding Meowster Right.

          I don't know how she does it! I had my hands full married to one cat!
          Last edited by seer; 01-08-2015, 10:11 AM.
          Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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          • #6
            Seems unlikely. As a sign I saw said:

            People have partners
            Dogs have owners
            Cats have staff

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            • #7
              The Seer thread method:

              1. Trawl the news looking for stories that offend or anger you.

              2. Find the action of an obvious extremist.

              3. Post that as an example of how 'liberals' are destroying the country.

              4. Repeat ... a lot.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by seer View Post
                I don't know how she does it! I had my hands full married to one cat!
                Sounds like she is engaging in meowligamy to me.......


                Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                  Sounds like she is engaging in meowligamy to me.......


                  You have cat to be kitten me. Then again I'm sure some folks will find this to be purrfectly acceptable.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by seer View Post
                    I trust that they were consenting adult cats otherwise the marriage is not valid.
                    “He felt that his whole life was a kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” - Douglas Adams.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tassman View Post
                      I trust that they were consenting adult cats otherwise the marriage is not valid.
                      She was their kitty-momma! It's INCEST!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        She was their kitty-momma! It's INCEST!
                        Incest incessantly incenses me. And if it involves kittens... well that's a cat-astrophe of cat-aclysmic proportions.

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                          She was their kitty-momma! It's INCEST!
                          Faints dead away!!!
                          “He felt that his whole life was a kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” - Douglas Adams.

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