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  • #31
    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
    Alabama is closer.
    Who goes to Alabama on purpose?
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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    • #32
      Originally posted by seer View Post
      Who goes to Alabama on purpose?
      Somebody driving from Florida to Texas, or back.
      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        Somebody driving from Florida to Texas, or back.
        There must be a route to avoid it????
        Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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        • #34
          Originally posted by seer View Post
          There must be a route to avoid it????
          It more than doubles the time to drive around Alabamastan, and nearly doubles the miles.
          23 hours vs 11 hours
          1380 miles vs 710 miles

          alabama route.jpg

          alabama bypassed.jpg
          "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
            It more than doubles the time to drive around Alabamastan, and nearly doubles the miles.
            23 hours vs 11 hours
            1380 miles vs 710 miles

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            Go by boat.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              Go by boat.
              That would work.
              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                It more than doubles the time to drive around Alabamastan, and nearly doubles the miles.
                23 hours vs 11 hours
                1380 miles vs 710 miles
                Don't they marry their sisters down there? Inbreds can be mentally deranged - hopefully you don't have to stop for gas or anything...
                Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by seer View Post
                  Don't they marry their sisters down there? Inbreds can be mentally deranged - hopefully you don't have to stop for gas or anything...
                  Read something recently that estimated that throughout most of mankind's existence a spouse was typically a cousin.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    Go by boat.
                    Or fly.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by seer View Post
                      Don't they marry their sisters down there? Inbreds can be mentally deranged - hopefully you don't have to stop for gas or anything...
                      Fortunately, Alabama has a very limited coast line - you could pass through Alabama on I-10 in about an hour - 70 miles or so. So, yeah, you could manage to go through Alabama without stopping to eat, pee or get gas.
                      "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        Or fly.
                        It started with...

                        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                        Somebody driving from Florida to Texas, or back.
                        "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                        • #42
                          Alabamastan is the only place with a section on the card aisle for Uncle-Brother-Dad and Sister-Aunt-Mom birthday cards.

                          A family tree in Alabamastan resembles a telephone pole.



                          is that Teal signing on? Um, later guys.


                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            is that Teal signing on? Um, later guys.

                            wussy!
                            Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              It started with...

                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              Somebody driving from Florida to Texas, or back.
                              So you're saying that they're gonna drive the boat down the freeway?
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              Go by boat.
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              That would work.


                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by seer View Post
                                You are indeed a wise man.
                                FIFY n/c

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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