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Originally posted by Teallaura
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Alabama is closer. 
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Who goes to Alabama on purpose?Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
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Somebody driving from Florida to Texas, or back.Originally posted by seer View Post"Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”Comment
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There must be a route to avoid it????Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostAtheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3sComment
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It more than doubles the time to drive around Alabamastan, and nearly doubles the miles.Originally posted by seer View Post
23 hours vs 11 hours
1380 miles vs 710 miles
alabama route.jpg
alabama bypassed.jpg"Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”Comment
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That would work.Originally posted by Sparko View Post"Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”Comment
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Don't they marry their sisters down there? Inbreds can be mentally deranged - hopefully you don't have to stop for gas or anything...Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostAtheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3sComment
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Read something recently that estimated that throughout most of mankind's existence a spouse was typically a cousin.Originally posted by seer View Post
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Or fly.Originally posted by Sparko View Post
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Fortunately, Alabama has a very limited coast line - you could pass through Alabama on I-10 in about an hour - 70 miles or so. So, yeah, you could manage to go through Alabama without stopping to eat, pee or get gas.Originally posted by seer View Post"Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”Comment
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Alabamastan is the only place with a section on the card aisle for Uncle-Brother-Dad and Sister-Aunt-Mom birthday cards.
A family tree in Alabamastan resembles a telephone pole.
is that Teal signing on? Um, later guys.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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wussy!Originally posted by rogue06 View Post is that Teal signing on? Um, later guys.
Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3sComment
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I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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FIFY n/cOriginally posted by seer View Post
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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