Cannibalism, Abortion: Climate Change Fix

[lilpixieofterror]

Kill more black and brown babies in third world countries and eat our neighbors and all will be well.

So that’s why labs around the world are stocking up on baby food and hot sauce. Make sense now.

[Teallaura]

I think it's time we actively work to destroy the climate. No climate, no problem, right?

Anybody know how many tons of CO2 it would take to get up to 500 ppm? Let's get this party started!

[rogue06]

They would probably complain if God culled them from the population.

That would be a neat trick.

[Christianbookworm]

They would probably complain if God culled them from the population.

[Teallaura]

Uh... wouldn't that result in eventual extinction?

For the sarcastically impaired the following is said in jest

Oh, the babies would taste better!

They must not trust God to control the population. And if you want to go with the naturalistic world view, aren't we a part of the system? Many countries are reproducing below replacement lwvels, so the main problem will be too many old people.

Pretty sure neither God nor sanity were brought up in that debate...

[Teallaura]

Hey! If Sweden eats Denmark, can we buy Greenland? I mean, Denmark has all those nice, fat Continentals! Why eat your babies when you can have Danish!

[Christianbookworm]

I think a reasonable path forward would be to forbid all human reproduction for a period of at least one (1) generation, to curb unnecessary population growth.

Uh... wouldn't that result in eventual extinction?

For the sarcastically impaired the following is said in jest

Oh, the babies would taste better!

They must not trust God to control the population. And if you want to go with the naturalistic world view, aren't we a part of the system? Many countries are reproducing below replacement lwvels, so the main problem will be too many old people.

[seer]

Cannibalism and eugenics all in one post. You struck a gold mine, Seer.

[seanD]

Cannibalism and eugenics all in one post. You struck a gold mine, Seer.

[Zymologist]

I think a reasonable path forward would be to forbid all human reproduction for a period of at least one (1) generation, to curb unnecessary population growth.

[seer]

What? No Soylent Green reference by now?

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[rogue06]

What? No Soylent Green reference by now?

[seer]

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She looks meaty, would make a nice roast...

[seer]

Are we sure this isn't satire on the lines of a Modest Proposal?

I linked the Swedish TV reference:

The researcher examines the possibility of eating human flesh: "There are many taboos"

In the days the "Gastro Summit - about the future of food" is being held at the Stockholm Fair. There, behavioral scientist Magnus Söderlund holds seminars that make most people raise their eyebrows. They are about the possibility of eating human flesh - to save the climate.

https://www.tv4.se/efter-fem/klipp/f...tabun-12496854

It seems legit...

[Sparko]

Well if socialism takes hold, cannibalism might be the only way to get any food on the table.

Looking at Venezuela..


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