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Michael Bloomberg has earned his way into heaven

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  • Michael Bloomberg has earned his way into heaven

    I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven Im not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. Its not even close.

    Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...#ixzz2zArLKH6N




  • #2
    Well huh.
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    • #3
      Yes, because if there's one thing God cares about, it's banning large sodas.
      "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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      • #4
        I especially liked the part about "IF there is a God"

        His words remind me of Matt 7:
        Matthew 7:22-24

        22 Many will say to me on that day, Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles? 23 Then I will tell them plainly, I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
          I especially liked the part about "IF there is a God"

          His words remind me of Matt 7:
          Matthew 7:22-24

          22 Many will say to me on that day, Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles? 23 Then I will tell them plainly, I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!
          Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not campaign against guns in your name, and in your name ban unhealthfully large servings of soda?"
          I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
            Bloomberg will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did I not campaign against guns in my own name, and in my own name ban unhealthfully large servings of soda?"
            Fixed it fer ya.

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            • #7
              What would be Jesus' response?
              If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                Fixed it fer ya.
                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                  What would be Jesus' response?
                  Arrogance is a sin, and Bloomberg said "IF there is a God" which means he doesn't even believe nor has he accepted Jesus as his savior. Jesus' response will be the same as with anyone else who has not accepted him as their Savior and is relying on God's grace and mercy to enter the Kingdom. If someone thinks they have earned their way into heaven, then they will also be judged for their sins.

                  But Bloomberg is still alive and has time to repent and come to Jesus.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    Arrogance is a sin, and Bloomberg said "IF there is a God" which means he doesn't even believe nor has he accepted Jesus as his savior. Jesus' response will be the same as with anyone else who has not accepted him as their Savior and is relying on God's grace and mercy to enter the Kingdom. If someone thinks they have earned their way into heaven, then they will also be judged for their sins.

                    But Bloomberg is still alive and has time to repent and come to Jesus.
                    Very correct. Does he even realize how ARROGANT and full of hubris that comment was?
                    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                    • #11
                      Creaturely self-deceit.
                      The State. Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                        What would be Jesus' response?
                        Sorry, I never knew you, depart from me forevermore....
                        "Neighbor, how long has it been since youve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                          Very correct. Does he even realize how ARROGANT and full of hubris that comment was?
                          Hey, it's New Yawk!
                          "Neighbor, how long has it been since youve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?

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                          • #14
                            IF, repeat IF, he did get into heaven, he'd be kicked out PDQ.
                            The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

                            [T]he truth Im after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance - Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                              What would be Jesus' response?
                              People should be able to smoke and drink soda at their leisure. Now go away.
                              Better to illuminate than merely to shine, to deliver to others contemplated truths than merely to contemplate.

                              -Thomas Aquinas

                              I love to travel, But hate to arrive.

                              -Hernando Cortez

                              What is the good of experience if you do not reflect?

                              -Frederick 2, Holy Roman Emperor

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