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I had to eat quickly in the Navy; in boot camp we had 15 minutes to enjoy our "fine, fine Navy meal", and on the submarine, only about a quarter of the crew could eat at once, so it was eat and get out so the next guy could sit down.
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I eat like a production line. I'm loading up the next fork full while still chewing. At a buffet I'm still chewing my last bite as I head over to fill up another plate.Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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When I was in Hunstsville, Tx, we had a pretty good prison ministry, and one of the guys we were discipling had been in prison for 22 years. When he was released, we picked him up and asked where he wanted to go for lunch. He told us he kept hearing about a Burger King Whopper, and wanted to try that.Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
We stopped at Burger King, and got him a double whopper (back when you were allowed to add all the condiments yourself) and he stacked it up tall.
When we sat to eat, he was shoving that thing into his mouth faster than he could chew, and making quite a scene. When he happened to notice that people were staring at him, he stopped a second, and yelled, "SO WHAT - I'VE BEEN IN PRISON FOR 22 YEARS".
(he related that, like you, he had a very limited amount of time each meal to enjoy fine dining.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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I was told you eat fast before someone can take it from you.Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
When I was in Hunstsville, Tx, we had a pretty good prison ministry, and one of the guys we were discipling had been in prison for 22 years. When he was released, we picked him up and asked where he wanted to go for lunch. He told us he kept hearing about a Burger King Whopper, and wanted to try that.
We stopped at Burger King, and got him a double whopper (back when you were allowed to add all the condiments yourself) and he stacked it up tall.
When we sat to eat, he was shoving that thing into his mouth faster than he could chew, and making quite a scene. When he happened to notice that people were staring at him, he stopped a second, and yelled, "SO WHAT - I'VE BEEN IN PRISON FOR 22 YEARS".
(he related that, like you, he had a very limited amount of time each meal to enjoy fine dining.
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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As Marie Antoinette would say, "let them eat grass".P1) If
, then I win.
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C) I win.
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Used to work with a guy who was a former cop who would routinely eat his lunch in around ten minutes, a habit he developed while on duty because he never knew when the next call would come in.Originally posted by One Bad Pig View PostSome may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From "Fools Gold" by PetraComment
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Should we assume all those calories spent chewing furiously between plates are what keep you fit and trim ...Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
My brethren, do not hold your faith in our glorious Lord Jesus Christ with an attitude of personal favoritism. James 2:1
If anyone thinks himself to be religious, and yet does not bridle his tongue but deceives his own heart, this man’s religion is worthless James 1:26
This you know, my beloved brethren. But everyone must be quick to hear, slow to speak and slow to anger; James 1:19Comment
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I usually just made sure that my meal was something that didn't have to be consumed immediately, or all at once, for that very reason.Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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A good response would be "That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!"Originally posted by oxmixmudd View Post
Should we assume all those calories spent chewing furiously between plates are what keep you fit and trim ...The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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Originally posted by oxmixmudd View Post
Should we assume all those calories spent chewing furiously between plates are what keep you fit and trim ...
I still chew the same amount but just do so "efficiently."
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Must be why cops love donuts so much!Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
I usually just made sure that my meal was something that didn't have to be consumed immediately, or all at once, for that very reason.
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The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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You mean "White Man's interpretation of an Indigenous People's traditional food item," right? ...RIGHT????Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
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Prolly cooked by some guy named Fred from Brooklyn who wrongly appropriated the food.Originally posted by Sparko View Post
You mean "White Man's interpretation of an Indigenous People's traditional food item," right? ...RIGHT????
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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I come by my breakfast tacos honestly. My wife learned to make them from her Mexican relatives.Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom
Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologistComment
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