Loser Lizzie dumb-fiant to the end

[seer]

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Bring it on old hoomin!

No fair! You have a longer range!

[rogue06]

I regret to inform you, I'm not sure the derailment can get any worse:

Never challenge me

[CivilDiscourse]

Why do they insist on using Chipmunks for the voices of squirrels? Too high pitched and missing the distinct squirrelish accent.





Looks like yet another notch on my derail post. Thing started out too big to wrap my arms around and now looks like a table leg.

I regret to inform you, I'm not sure the derailment can get any worse:

[Sparko]

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[rogue06]

Fine, Try this one:

Why do they insist on using Chipmunks for the voices of squirrels? Too high pitched and missing the distinct squirrelish accent.





Looks like yet another notch on my derail post. Thing started out too big to wrap my arms around and now looks like a table leg.

[CivilDiscourse]

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Fine, Try this one:

[rogue06]

What about Shirley and squirrley?

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[CivilDiscourse]

No. Just like the NSA isn't responsible for the actions of every squirrel, neither is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Last I heard, she, Squirrely Joe, and the NSA's own revered Master Po were designing a new training regimen.

What about Shirley and squirrley?

[rogue06]

Alas, perhaps Squirrel Girl fell on hard times. bc8a8bd8323b2b21f745ee633fee5d25.jpg

No. Just like the NSA isn't responsible for the actions of every squirrel, neither is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Last I heard, she, Squirrely Joe, and the NSA's own revered Master Po were designing a new training regimen.

[NorrinRadd]

For most, it's only when they've had too much to drink.


Gone Nuts: Squirrel Gets Drunk And Trashes Bar: A private members club saw its bar completely trashed by what they thought was burglars - but actually turned out to be a drunk SQUIRREL^[1]

They don't say the cause, but...

Bloodthirsty, 'Psycho' Squirrel Attacks 18 in Small Town Christmas Rampage





1. the absolute best take on this was in the "Evening Harold" which appears to be like the old Onion and I think in Britain:

Source: ‘Drunk squirrel’ wrecks bar, spends fortune on porn

A pub in Harold has been vandalised by a ‘drunk squirrel’, which went on to clone a credit card and watch pornography.

The incident was discovered by the landlord of the Squirrel Lickers Arms, after he returned from a mushroom exploring course in the woods.

“Yeah, it was definitely a squirrel, and it was off its head”, said Eddie. “The little scamp had eaten all the peanuts, and accidentally knocked a beer tap to ‘on’.”

“Then it apparently opened a bottle of wine, using its little squirrel hands to operate a cork screw. And then it made an electronic copy of my credit card, and watched some appalling filth.”

Eddie disclosed that the porn accessed was of a human nature, and didn’t contain any squirrel action.

“It seems these simple woodland creatures enjoy watching humans have sex as much as you or I”, said the barman. “Well, you anyway. I’ve never watched it, I’m not sure what it is.”

It’s not the first time a delinquent rodent has caused trouble in the village: in May a stoned guinea pig crashed Eddie’s car and then repeatedly sent text messages to his ex-wife.



Source

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I will not be looking up "squirrel porn" to see just what sort of stuff is out there

Alas, perhaps Squirrel Girl fell on hard times. bc8a8bd8323b2b21f745ee633fee5d25.jpg

[rogue06]

Let me get my ten gauge you little poop head! I'll turn you into a pink mist...

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Bring it on old hoomin!

[seer]

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Let me get my ten gauge you little poop head! I'll turn you into a pink mist...

[rogue06]

That is why squirrel stew is always an option!


Ingredients For squirrel stew

• 1 squirrel, cut up
• all purpose flour
• salt and pepper
• 2 1/2 Tbsp butter
• 7 c boiling water
• 1 tsp thyme
• 1 corn
• 3 potatoes, cubed
• 3 md onions, sliced
• 2 c tomatoes, canned
• 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper

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[seer]

For most, it's only when they've had too much to drink.


Gone Nuts: Squirrel Gets Drunk And Trashes Bar: A private members club saw its bar completely trashed by what they thought was burglars - but actually turned out to be a drunk SQUIRREL^[1]

They don't say the cause, but...

Bloodthirsty, 'Psycho' Squirrel Attacks 18 in Small Town Christmas Rampage

That is why squirrel stew is always an option!


Ingredients For squirrel stew

• 1 squirrel, cut up
• all purpose flour
• salt and pepper
• 2 1/2 Tbsp butter
• 7 c boiling water
• 1 tsp thyme
• 1 corn
• 3 potatoes, cubed
• 3 md onions, sliced
• 2 c tomatoes, canned
• 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper

[rogue06]

Squirrels are mean!

For most, it's only when they've had too much to drink.


Gone Nuts: Squirrel Gets Drunk And Trashes Bar: A private members club saw its bar completely trashed by what they thought was burglars - but actually turned out to be a drunk SQUIRREL^[1]

They don't say the cause, but...

Bloodthirsty, 'Psycho' Squirrel Attacks 18 in Small Town Christmas Rampage





1. the absolute best take on this was in the "Evening Harold" which appears to be like the old Onion and I think in Britain:

Source: ‘Drunk squirrel’ wrecks bar, spends fortune on porn

A pub in Harold has been vandalised by a ‘drunk squirrel’, which went on to clone a credit card and watch pornography.

The incident was discovered by the landlord of the Squirrel Lickers Arms, after he returned from a mushroom exploring course in the woods.

“Yeah, it was definitely a squirrel, and it was off its head”, said Eddie. “The little scamp had eaten all the peanuts, and accidentally knocked a beer tap to ‘on’.”

“Then it apparently opened a bottle of wine, using its little squirrel hands to operate a cork screw. And then it made an electronic copy of my credit card, and watched some appalling filth.”

Eddie disclosed that the porn accessed was of a human nature, and didn’t contain any squirrel action.

“It seems these simple woodland creatures enjoy watching humans have sex as much as you or I”, said the barman. “Well, you anyway. I’ve never watched it, I’m not sure what it is.”

It’s not the first time a delinquent rodent has caused trouble in the village: in May a stoned guinea pig crashed Eddie’s car and then repeatedly sent text messages to his ex-wife.



Source

© Copyright Original Source

I will not be looking up "squirrel porn" to see just what sort of stuff is out there