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  • #91
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    Cheney is saying that we'll be hearing more from her after the 2022 election.

    Apparently she didn't get the memo that she has been disappeared Soviet-style.
    So our disappearing was not as effective as I hoped. We need to work on that...
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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    • #92
      Originally posted by seer View Post

      So our disappearing was not as effective as I hoped. We need to work on that...
      Didn't I say that we should let the squirrels handle it?

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #93
        There's the UFO-style disappearing act. Perhaps that's more effective

        ufo.jpg
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        • #94
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Didn't I say that we should let the squirrels handle it?
          Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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          • #95
            Originally posted by seer View Post
            Translation: "Oi, mate! We had a deal. I leave the bird feeder alone and you put out some nuts for me. Where's my smiley bleep.gif nuts. I gonna wreck you!"

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #96
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              Translation: "Oi, mate! We had a deal. I leave the bird feeder alone and you put out some nuts for me. Where's my smiley bleep.gif nuts. I gonna wreck you!"
              Squirrels are mean!
              Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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              • #97
                Originally posted by seer View Post
                Squirrels are mean!
                For most, it's only when they've had too much to drink.


                Gone Nuts: Squirrel Gets Drunk And Trashes Bar: A private members club saw its bar completely trashed by what they thought was burglars - but actually turned out to be a drunk SQUIRREL[1]

                They don't say the cause, but...

                Bloodthirsty, 'Psycho' Squirrel Attacks 18 in Small Town Christmas Rampage





                1. the absolute best take on this was in the "Evening Harold" which appears to be like the old Onion and I think in Britain:

                Source: ‘Drunk squirrel’ wrecks bar, spends fortune on porn


                A pub in Harold has been vandalised by a ‘drunk squirrel’, which went on to clone a credit card and watch pornography.

                The incident was discovered by the landlord of the Squirrel Lickers Arms, after he returned from a mushroom exploring course in the woods.

                “Yeah, it was definitely a squirrel, and it was off its head”, said Eddie. “The little scamp had eaten all the peanuts, and accidentally knocked a beer tap to ‘on’.”

                “Then it apparently opened a bottle of wine, using its little squirrel hands to operate a cork screw. And then it made an electronic copy of my credit card, and watched some appalling filth.”

                Eddie disclosed that the porn accessed was of a human nature, and didn’t contain any squirrel action.

                “It seems these simple woodland creatures enjoy watching humans have sex as much as you or I”, said the barman. “Well, you anyway. I’ve never watched it, I’m not sure what it is.”

                It’s not the first time a delinquent rodent has caused trouble in the village: in May a stoned guinea pig crashed Eddie’s car and then repeatedly sent text messages to his ex-wife.



                Source

                © Copyright Original Source





                I will not be looking up "squirrel porn" to see just what sort of stuff is out there

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  For most, it's only when they've had too much to drink.


                  Gone Nuts: Squirrel Gets Drunk And Trashes Bar: A private members club saw its bar completely trashed by what they thought was burglars - but actually turned out to be a drunk SQUIRREL[1]

                  They don't say the cause, but...

                  Bloodthirsty, 'Psycho' Squirrel Attacks 18 in Small Town Christmas Rampage
                  That is why squirrel stew is always an option!


                  Ingredients For squirrel stew
                  • 1 squirrel, cut up
                  • all purpose flour
                  • salt and pepper
                  • 2 1/2 Tbsp butter
                  • 7 c boiling water
                  • 1 tsp thyme
                  • 1 corn
                  • 3 potatoes, cubed
                  • 3 md onions, sliced
                  • 2 c tomatoes, canned
                  • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper




                  Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by seer View Post

                    That is why squirrel stew is always an option!


                    Ingredients For squirrel stew
                    • 1 squirrel, cut up
                    • all purpose flour
                    • salt and pepper
                    • 2 1/2 Tbsp butter
                    • 7 c boiling water
                    • 1 tsp thyme
                    • 1 corn
                    • 3 potatoes, cubed
                    • 3 md onions, sliced
                    • 2 c tomatoes, canned
                    • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper



                    squirrel bad ass.jpg

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      Let me get my ten gauge you little poop head! I'll turn you into a pink mist...
                      Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                      • Originally posted by seer View Post

                        Let me get my ten gauge you little poop head! I'll turn you into a pink mist...
                        squirrel-with-m16-and-m203.jpg
                        Bring it on old hoomin!

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          For most, it's only when they've had too much to drink.


                          Gone Nuts: Squirrel Gets Drunk And Trashes Bar: A private members club saw its bar completely trashed by what they thought was burglars - but actually turned out to be a drunk SQUIRREL[1]

                          They don't say the cause, but...

                          Bloodthirsty, 'Psycho' Squirrel Attacks 18 in Small Town Christmas Rampage





                          1. the absolute best take on this was in the "Evening Harold" which appears to be like the old Onion and I think in Britain:

                          Source: ‘Drunk squirrel’ wrecks bar, spends fortune on porn


                          A pub in Harold has been vandalised by a ‘drunk squirrel’, which went on to clone a credit card and watch pornography.

                          The incident was discovered by the landlord of the Squirrel Lickers Arms, after he returned from a mushroom exploring course in the woods.

                          “Yeah, it was definitely a squirrel, and it was off its head”, said Eddie. “The little scamp had eaten all the peanuts, and accidentally knocked a beer tap to ‘on’.”

                          “Then it apparently opened a bottle of wine, using its little squirrel hands to operate a cork screw. And then it made an electronic copy of my credit card, and watched some appalling filth.”

                          Eddie disclosed that the porn accessed was of a human nature, and didn’t contain any squirrel action.

                          “It seems these simple woodland creatures enjoy watching humans have sex as much as you or I”, said the barman. “Well, you anyway. I’ve never watched it, I’m not sure what it is.”

                          It’s not the first time a delinquent rodent has caused trouble in the village: in May a stoned guinea pig crashed Eddie’s car and then repeatedly sent text messages to his ex-wife.



                          Source

                          © Copyright Original Source





                          I will not be looking up "squirrel porn" to see just what sort of stuff is out there
                          Alas, perhaps Squirrel Girl fell on hard times. bc8a8bd8323b2b21f745ee633fee5d25.jpg
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                          • Originally posted by NorrinRadd View Post

                            Alas, perhaps Squirrel Girl fell on hard times. bc8a8bd8323b2b21f745ee633fee5d25.jpg
                            No. Just like the NSA isn't responsible for the actions of every squirrel, neither is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Last I heard, she, Squirrely Joe, and the NSA's own revered Master Po were designing a new training regimen.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              No. Just like the NSA isn't responsible for the actions of every squirrel, neither is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Last I heard, she, Squirrely Joe, and the NSA's own revered Master Po were designing a new training regimen.
                              What about Shirley and squirrley?

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                              • Originally posted by CivilDiscourse View Post

                                What about Shirley and squirrley?
                                45834afa-8263-4e09-b543-f2390ad112fe.jpg

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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