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The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology

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    The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology

    A great start...

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    ABC’s The View will compose a written apology to Kyle Rittenhouse and his mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, and deliver it along with a check for $22 million. The Rittenhouse’s spokesman, Joe Barron, says the settlement didn’t take long and “wasn’t very difficult.”

    Apparently, the show’s producers have been eager to settle the matter to get them away from all the bad press. In the past few months, story after story about Whoopi Goldberg’s suspensions and firings along with reports of more than 11 lawsuits filed have the show’s team wondering if it was worth it at all.

    According to our records, the bulk of the attacks against The View come from sites pretending to be right-wing propaganda when actually they’re leftist trolls making fun of Trump supporters. None of the lawsuits have been true so far, but this one definitely is.

    We promise.

    The apology must include the words “Kyle Rittenhouse isn’t a murderer” at least four times, according to a friend with inside knowledge on several other matters. “What I don’t know is why the math is before the science,” said the source, “or what that even means.”

    Our editors report that if the math is before the science, most likely none of it will make any sense, meaning Rittenhouse is definitely coming out ahead on this one.

    God bless America.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    Good on Kyle. He should sue the White House, too.


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    • #3
      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      Good on Kyle. He should sue the White House, too.
      Nothing would make me happier to see him do that. I wonder if that's even possible?
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      • #4
        I bet whoopee cushion is fuming about this apology and settlement! So sweet...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology

          A great start...

          safe_image.jpg

          ABC’s The View will compose a written apology to Kyle Rittenhouse and his mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, and deliver it along with a check for $22 million. The Rittenhouse’s spokesman, Joe Barron, says the settlement didn’t take long and “wasn’t very difficult.”

          Apparently, the show’s producers have been eager to settle the matter to get them away from all the bad press. In the past few months, story after story about Whoopi Goldberg’s suspensions and firings along with reports of more than 11 lawsuits filed have the show’s team wondering if it was worth it at all.

          According to our records, the bulk of the attacks against The View come from sites pretending to be right-wing propaganda when actually they’re leftist trolls making fun of Trump supporters. None of the lawsuits have been true so far, but this one definitely is.

          We promise.

          The apology must include the words “Kyle Rittenhouse isn’t a murderer” at least four times, according to a friend with inside knowledge on several other matters. “What I don’t know is why the math is before the science,” said the source, “or what that even means.”

          Our editors report that if the math is before the science, most likely none of it will make any sense, meaning Rittenhouse is definitely coming out ahead on this one.

          God bless America.
          Love ya dear brudda but this appears to be a hoax

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
            Love ya dear brudda but this appears to be a hoax
            Hmmmmmmm....... that's not fun.

            And thanks.
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #7
              Well, keep this thread warm because the fact he's planning a series of lawsuits is legit. And I still wonder if he can sue that race-baiting fool in the WH, since that was a very clear case of false slander on social media.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology

                A great start...

                safe_image.jpg

                ABC’s The View will compose a written apology to Kyle Rittenhouse and his mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, and deliver it along with a check for $22 million. The Rittenhouse’s spokesman, Joe Barron, says the settlement didn’t take long and “wasn’t very difficult.”

                Apparently, the show’s producers have been eager to settle the matter to get them away from all the bad press. In the past few months, story after story about Whoopi Goldberg’s suspensions and firings along with reports of more than 11 lawsuits filed have the show’s team wondering if it was worth it at all.

                According to our records, the bulk of the attacks against The View come from sites pretending to be right-wing propaganda when actually they’re leftist trolls making fun of Trump supporters. None of the lawsuits have been true so far, but this one definitely is.

                We promise.

                The apology must include the words “Kyle Rittenhouse isn’t a murderer” at least four times, according to a friend with inside knowledge on several other matters. “What I don’t know is why the math is before the science,” said the source, “or what that even means.”

                Our editors report that if the math is before the science, most likely none of it will make any sense, meaning Rittenhouse is definitely coming out ahead on this one.

                God bless America.
                I believe you've been snooker. Usataters is a fake news/satire site. In addition I've not found this on other sites, even fox News, which would be trumpeting this all over its front page.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CivilDiscourse View Post

                  I believe you've been snooker. Usataters is a fake news/satire site. In addition I've not found this on other sites, even fox News, which would be trumpeting this all over its front page.
                  Rogue beat you to it... I started to ask for this thread to be deleted, but it can be a reminder instead. Maybe I'll edit the title to show it's discredited.
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    Love ya dear brudda but this appears to be a hoax
                    Right at the top of the page, the story is listed as "Weird Hero Fetish Satire".
                    Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
                    But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
                    Than a fool in the eyes of God


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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post

                      Rogue beat you to it... I started to ask for this thread to be deleted, but it can be a reminder instead. Maybe I'll edit the title to show it's discredited.
                      Curses! Foiled Again! <twirls mustache>

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post

                        Right at the top of the page, the story is listed as "Weird Hero Fetish Satire".
                        Yeah, totally missed that --- I'm gonna chalk this up to my hospitalization yesterday.

                        YEAH, That's IT!!!! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!
                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post

                          Yeah, totally missed that --- I'm gonna chalk this up to my hospitalization yesterday.

                          YEAH, That's IT!!!! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!
                          Was that before or after you and Biden drove the 18 wheeler to see Mandela?

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                          • #14
                            To be fair, the story really isn't satire, its a trap. There's not any humor, but is designed to trick conservatives into sharing fake news.

                            In essence, It ACTUALLY is, what snopes complains the Babylon Bee is.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by seanD View Post

                              Nothing would make me happier to see him do that. I wonder if that's even possible?
                              Probably not. Sovereign Immunity.
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