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  • Allah Does Have A Sense Of Humor After All!

    30 Taliban militants killed during bomb-making class in mosque when bomb accidentally explodes

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/taliba...-themselves-up

    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

  • #2
    There goes another 216 virgins.
    When I Survey....

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    • #3
      Originally posted by seer View Post
      30 Taliban militants killed during bomb-making class in mosque when bomb accidentally explodes

      https://www.theblaze.com/news/taliba...-themselves-up

      Wonder if he's gonna reward them for being good martyrs, or punish them for the sin of desecrating/destroying a mosque?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by seer View Post
        30 Taliban militants killed during bomb-making class in mosque when bomb accidentally explodes

        https://www.theblaze.com/news/taliba...-themselves-up

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        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Faber View Post
          There goes another 216 virgins.
          2d39f822-549b-4c2a-9fef-9b1aebf2d5d4.jpg

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gondwanaland View Post

            Wonder if he's gonna reward them for being good martyrs, or punish them for the sin of desecrating/destroying a mosque?
            The first thing that immediately sprung to mind for me is just what sort of idiot trains people with real live explosives? That's weapons grade stupidity right there.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              The first thing that immediately sprung to mind for me is just what sort of idiot trains people with real live explosives? That's weapons grade stupidity right there.
              To be fair, if they were learning how to be suicide bombers, they passed the class in flying colors (and body parts).

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Gondwanaland View Post

                To be fair, if they were learning how to be suicide bombers, they passed the class in flying colors (and body parts).
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                Which brings up the question... where exactly does a suicide bomber end up?




                Everywhere


                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  72 virginians.jpg
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                    I've heard that it was a copyist error, and that it was originally grapes, not virgins. There is actually some evidence for this.
                    Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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                    • #11
                      Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by QuantaFille View Post

                        I've heard that it was a copyist error, and that it was originally grapes, not virgins. There is actually some evidence for this.
                        There is far, far more evidence against it than there is for it. When you look at this specific word describing what Muslims get in paradise in other passages you get descriptions of these "grapes/raisins*" in other passages emphasizing their breasts, beautiful eyes the fact that they are virgins who have never been touched by Djinn or men. Oh, and the fact that Muslim men were going to be married to them in paradise. That is just from the Q'uran, when you bring in the Sahih Hadith you get even more detailed descriptions of what the reward is. Then there is the fact pretty much no one is going to sacrifice their lives for 72 "raisins/grapes".

                        For a more thorough treatment of the verses you can watch David Wood's video on the subject.



                        *In my experience the claim is usually that they are raisins specifically and not ordinary grapes.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by QuantaFille View Post

                          I've heard that it was a copyist error, and that it was originally grapes, not virgins. There is actually some evidence for this.
                          Interesting.
                          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by QuantaFille View Post

                            I've heard that it was a copyist error, and that it was originally grapes, not virgins. There is actually some evidence for this.
                            Close, but actually a particular form of white grape or the raisins made from them and known for being sweet and juicy. But as points out this reading is unlikely

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post

                              There is far, far more evidence against it than there is for it. When you look at this specific word describing what Muslims get in paradise in other passages you get descriptions of these "grapes/raisins*" in other passages emphasizing their breasts, beautiful eyes the fact that they are virgins who have never been touched by Djinn or men. Oh, and the fact that Muslim men were going to be married to them in paradise. That is just from the Q'uran, when you bring in the Sahih Hadith you get even more detailed descriptions of what the reward is. Then there is the fact pretty much no one is going to sacrifice their lives for 72 "raisins/grapes".

                              For a more thorough treatment of the verses you can watch David Wood's video on the subject.



                              *In my experience the claim is usually that they are raisins specifically and not ordinary grapes.
                              Another great story ruined by research!
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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