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  • Isochrons in Meteorites

    Meteorites were used to perfect radiometric dating methods. It shouldn't be a surprise that the radiometric dates are isochronic.

    Edit: better?
    Last edited by Omniskeptical; 04-10-2015, 03:15 PM.

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    You sure like making word salads. Make sure to use green leaves and not iceberg lettuce. It has more nutrients.
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      Isotopic land mammalians of chromosomal influence affect nearly fourteen point twelve thirty percent of reptilian undergirders. This proves that isometric meteoric dating methods are unintelligbly incoherent when compared to astrology.

      Source: Science

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      • #4
        Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
        Isotopic land mammalians of chromosomal influence affect nearly fourteen point twelve thirty percent of reptilian undergirders. This proves that isometric meteoric dating methods are unintelligbly incoherent when compared to astrology.

        Source: Science

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        Yes. There is a 85.67876234862837469% chance that the star drive will access the wormhole in time to reach the planet Radon. Not Xenon, Radon. Krypton is definitely off the list of planets to be visited. There's a .0000239874% chance anyone survived the cataclysm anyways. Argon may have also suffered a biosphere extinction. Radon's inhabitants have cloroplasts instead of mitochondria. The chloroplasts produce virions that turn into plasmids that give the organisms energy. And the ability to live of sunlight for 21.14876% of their dietary needs. The rest of the nutrition comes from quantum etanglement to other organisms. They use perpetual motion machines to power their homes.
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        • #5
          Radiometric.

          Dates.

          Isochronic. Things happening at equal intervals of time.

          So we have dates of something being both isochronic and radiometric.

          Well, then.

          I think I'll go snack on some dates.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Yttrium View Post
            Radiometric.

            Dates.

            Isochronic. Things happening at equal intervals of time.

            So we have dates of something being both isochronic and radiometric.

            Well, then.

            I think I'll go snack on some dates.

            You just don't understand our genius.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
              You just don't understand our genius.
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              Last edited by Yttrium; 04-10-2015, 07:16 PM.
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                Originally posted by Yttrium View Post
                mwfwtf? ahm eatin hewe
                Don't talk with your mouth full, sir.

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                • #9
                  The warp drive is powered by helium in a bosen-rosen state and nuclear fusion of berylium atoms with xenon atoms.
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                  • #10
                    But how do you account for chroniton fluctuations?

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                    • #11
                      Sweet! A technobabble generator! Reverse the polarity to save the galaxy from self destructing from the krypton fusion bomb.
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                      • #12
                        I disagree. You must re-route the time-matter field, because the energy burst appears to be inside the charge gravity dampener.

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                        • #13
                          There's no time! We only have one chance before the space time field destabilization destroys our covalent bonds! We must enable warp drive 11! Even though we only have a .00000000012312343445% chance of surviving the transit through the wormhole!
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                          • #14
                            Wait, wait, we're overlooking the isochrons in the meteors. How did they get in there? Did a quantum fluctuation alter the nilpotent topography? We must interpolate this.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Yttrium View Post
                              Wait, wait, we're overlooking the isochrons in the meteors. How did they get in there? Did a quantum fluctuation alter the nilpotent topography? We must interpolate this.
                              Nanobots. The answer is always nanobots.
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