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Not all evolutionists kill kittens, but one outraged evolutionist kills colleague.

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  • Not all evolutionists kill kittens, but one outraged evolutionist kills colleague.

    So it seems that we materialistic atheists are not all that bad:-

    

Poll: Only 91% of evolutionary biologists drown kittens in a bucket every day

    On the other hand, just look at the hate in this woman’s eyes over a bit of confusion about the meaning of words:-

    

Evolutionist Loses It As Colleague Conflates Homology and Similarity Yet Again

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    You are so optimistic.

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    • #3
      See, I thought Jorge was right!!!

      I take back all I've said about him.

      K54

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rwatts View Post
        So it seems that we materialistic atheists are not all that bad:-

        

Poll: Only 91% of evolutionary biologists drown kittens in a bucket every day
        Where do the other 9% of the evolutionary biologists drown their daily allotment o kittens?
        Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
          Where do the other 9% of the evolutionary biologists drown their daily allotment o kittens?
          Bathtubs and streams.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
            Bathtubs and streams.
            The thing is, the evidence gets washed away in both cases. Either the dead kitties go down the plug hole or they disappear around the corner in the fast flowing stream.

            I learnt this the hard way some years back, when one of the children wanted to know why I have buckets loaded with dead kittens in my shed.

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            • #7
              Atheist bastards!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by klaus54 View Post
                Atheist bastards!
                I will need support for the claim that all atheists are offspring of unmarried parents.
                Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                • #9
                  ECREE.

                  I'm just happy there's one fewer evilutionist.

                  K54

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by klaus54 View Post
                    I'm just happy there's one fewer evilutionist.
                    An evilutionist who's now burning in Hell for all eternity, no less.
                    "When the Western world accepted Christianity, Caesar conquered; and the received text of Western theology was edited by his lawyers…. The brief Galilean vision of humility flickered throughout the ages, uncertainly…. But the deeper idolatry, of the fashioning of God in the image of the Egyptian, Persian, and Roman imperial rulers, was retained. The Church gave unto God the attributes which belonged exclusively to Caesar."

                    — Alfred North Whitehead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Duragizer View Post
                      An evilutionist who's now burning in Hell for all eternity, no less.
                      LOL!

                      That "burning in hell" thing is another reason I've abandoned my faith.

                      Thanks fellow TWebers!

                      K54

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by klaus54 View Post
                        LOL!

                        That "burning in hell" thing is another reason I've abandoned my faith.

                        Thanks fellow TWebers!

                        K54

                        Don't throw the kitten out with the bathwater ...

                        Jim

                        PS: recognizing all the while that bathing kittens is itself a VERY painful process which often requires the washer wear thick gloves and endure much angst and thrashing about ...
                        Last edited by oxmixmudd; 03-08-2015, 10:07 AM.
                        He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me."

                        "So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets"

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                        • #13
                          I've killed several kittens. Just aim lower and lead less.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by rwatts View Post
                            So it seems that we materialistic atheists are not all that bad:-

                            

Poll: Only 91% of evolutionary biologists drown kittens in a bucket every day

                            On the other hand, just look at the hate in this woman’s eyes over a bit of confusion about the meaning of words:-

                            

Evolutionist Loses It As Colleague Conflates Homology and Similarity Yet Again
                            Weird, I thought evolutionary biologists bathed in the blood of baby goats or am I thinking that atheist are the ones that do that?
                            "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
                            GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
                              Weird, I thought evolutionary biologists bathed in the blood of baby goats or am I thinking that atheist are the ones that do that?
                              Oh, no, no, no.

                              We eat babies.

                              Evolutionary biologists also kill kittens.

                              So imagine what an evolutionary biologist does, if that person is also an atheist.

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