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  • #16
    Probably because "clean" girls have a habit of hovering over the toilet instead of sitting thereby causing the seats to be nasty.

    I hate people.
    Last edited by thewriteranon; 02-08-2015, 08:14 PM.

    "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
    "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
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    • #17
      Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
      Probably because "clean" girls have a habit of hovering over the toilet instead a sitting thereby causing the seats to be nasty.

      I hate people.
      "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
      "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
      Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
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        "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
        "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
        Katniss Everdeen


        Christ our Passover has been sacrificed for us. Therefore let us keep the feast.

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        • #19
          Hey... I'm only about 11% evil.
          "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
          GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy

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          • #20
            Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
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            the less i want to know
            "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
            "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
            Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
              the less i want to know
              Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquette

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                the less i want to know
                Don't get me started. Women and public restrooms are the worst.

                For one thing, they all forget how to read (Please do not flush sanitary napkins).

                "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
                "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
                Katniss Everdeen


                Christ our Passover has been sacrificed for us. Therefore let us keep the feast.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by thewriteranon View Post
                  Don't get me started. Women and public restrooms are the worst.

                  For one thing, they all forget how to read (Please do not flush sanitary napkins).
                  "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                  "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                  Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                  • #24
                    I should finish my paper on Universal Healthcare.
                    "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                    "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                    Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                      I've heard rumors that what we boys believe of the girls bathrooms being really clean is a lie.
                      I will not dig further than that.
                      I have no knowledge of girls bathrooms in schools. I was a janitor at a railroad depot during the summer earning college funding. The women's restrooms there were many times more disgusting than the men's restrooms. You will have to draw your own conclusions.
                      Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                      • #26
                        One additional comment. About half of my favorite people are female.
                        Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                          One additional comment. About half of my favorite people are female.
                          Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquette

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by lao tzu View Post
                            Now everyone knows girls cost us time and money.
                            girls = time * money

                            And time is money.
                            girls = money^2

                            And money is the root of all evil.
                            money = √evil

                            The logic is inescapable.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
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                              I'm always still in trouble again

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