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  • Girls are evil

    Now everyone knows girls cost us time and money.
    girls = time * money

    And time is money.
    girls = money^2

    And money is the root of all evil.
    money = √evil

    The logic is inescapable.

  • #2
    Originally posted by lao tzu View Post
    Now everyone knows girls cost us time and money.
    girls = time * money

    And time is money.
    girls = money^2

    And money is the root of all evil.
    money = √evil

    The logic is inescapable.
    "the love of money is the root of all evil."

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    • #3
      It doesn't add up.
      Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquette

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      • #4
        Originally posted by lao tzu View Post
        Now everyone knows girls cost us time and money.
        girls = time * money

        And time is money.
        girls = money^2

        And money is the root of all evil.
        money = √evil

        The logic is inescapable.
        =Taoist has WAY too much time on his hands.


        Yep, you're right - inescapable logic rides again...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Adrift View Post
          "the love of money is the root of all evil."
          Radix malorum est cupiditas -- Chaucer

          Also girls are time AND money, time + money.



          K54

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          • #6
            Originally posted by klaus54 View Post
            Also girls are time AND money, time + money.
            In logic, it's "or" that's symbolized by addition.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Adrift View Post
              "the love of money is the root of all evil."
              That's not the way the New York Times reports it.
              "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                Who cares if I'm evil; I'm still cute.
                Touché.

                Yep, you're right - inescapable logic rides again...
                Don't get me started on girls escaping logic.

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                • #9
                  I remember one time I won this argument against this girl I know.
                  School Nurse said I got lucky.
                  "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                  "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                  Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                  • #10
                    Girls are soft and cuddly. And they smell better than boys.
                    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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                    • #11
                      I've heard rumors that what we boys believe of the girls bathrooms being really clean is a lie.
                      I will not dig further than that.
                      "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                      "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                      Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                        I've heard rumors that what we boys believe of the girls bathrooms being really clean is a lie.
                        I will not dig further than that.
                        Spreading rumors is girlish.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by lao tzu View Post
                          In logic, it's "or" that's symbolized by addition.
                          Then it's time (upside down V) money

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            That's not the way the New York Times reports it.
                            I don't know that one.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                              I've heard rumors that what we boys believe of the girls bathrooms being really clean is a lie.
                              I will not dig further than that.
                              I remember talking 35 years ago with the janitor where I worked. He asserted, via restroom cleaning experience, that the Ladies were more hoggish than the Gentlemen.

                              K54

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